edinburger

Don't know if this has been posted before but heard Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer this morning and I can't get the line "I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" out of my head.
Any other suggestions for worst ever song lyrics???

Officer Dibble

That song called 'Life'. We used to piss ourselves when that song came on. I'll do my best........

"I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.........

(chorus)

Life o life yeah life oh l............"


Is that horrid enough for you?

hitchw

Nirvana... cant remeber which song it was possibly heart shaped box...?

"i'd love to eat your cancer when it turns black..."

Sick

FlirtyKnickers

Agadoo...doo doo...push pineapple shake a tree...



sorry, i'll get my coat...lol

Officer Dibble

Ive mentioned this song before but:

"Ssh girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"

That takes the cake. Imagine how poor Helen feels to know her names being bandied around in such a manner.

moneypenny20

Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea......... Aggghhhhhhhhhhh durge.

Officer Dibble

No love, youre quite right but at least there was a dance accompanying that song.....wasnt there?????

Butlins springs to mind.

Emerald_Eyes

Lol Helen Keller is a famous deaf/mute person from American history - she died a very long time ago.

FlirtyKnickers

I have no idea what you're talking about..

moneypenny20

And presumably got very used to all the 'jokes' assuming she saw them.

Officer Dibble

The pineapple song???? Wasnt there a dance that went with it????


Alright then. No worries. Mind how ya go!

Officer Dibble

I realise that.

Crikey you lot are making it difficult to get a giggle out of anything.

Enjoy your thread!!!

Emerald_Eyes

Oh...sometimes its difficult to tell sarcasm from ignorance on t'internet - sorry about that.

moneypenny20

Here you go. Don't have nightmares though

edinburger

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

“I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.”

“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”