The Beer and Bacon Arms
Jul 27th 2008, 6:24 am
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The Beer and Bacon Arms
I'm opening a new pub in the sand pit.
Judging by the amount of karma I have received recently it seems that I'm not the only one who is getting tired of all the religious bollocks.
Soooo, I'm pleased to announce the opening of the Beer and Bacon Arms, a place where all religions are banned and all religious debates will result in an instant ban from the Arms.
We have awesome bacon sarnies which are compulsory
Beer which is mandatory
and fit bar maids, any of the girls who would like some "hot" barmen...google them yourself please
Oh and we just got in this dart board
Right that should have offended most major religious groups.
Bars open, help yourself
Judging by the amount of karma I have received recently it seems that I'm not the only one who is getting tired of all the religious bollocks.
Soooo, I'm pleased to announce the opening of the Beer and Bacon Arms, a place where all religions are banned and all religious debates will result in an instant ban from the Arms.
We have awesome bacon sarnies which are compulsory
Beer which is mandatory
and fit bar maids, any of the girls who would like some "hot" barmen...google them yourself please
Oh and we just got in this dart board
Right that should have offended most major religious groups.
Bars open, help yourself
Jul 27th 2008, 6:36 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
I'm opening a new pub in the sand pit.
Judging by the amount of karma I have received recently it seems that I'm not the only one who is getting tired of all the religious bollocks.
Soooo, I'm pleased to announce the opening of the Beer and Bacon Arms, a place where all religions are banned and all religious debates will result in an instant ban from the Arms.
We have awesome bacon sarnies which are compulsory
http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg
Beer which is mandatory
http://incontiguousbrick.files.wordp...-with-beer.jpg
and fit bar maids, any of the girls who would like some "hot" barmen...google them yourself please
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/..._300x374,0.jpg
Oh and we just got in this dart board
http://www.nothingness.org/music/rhy...esuswasgay.jpg
Right that should have offended most major religious groups.
Bars open, help yourself
Judging by the amount of karma I have received recently it seems that I'm not the only one who is getting tired of all the religious bollocks.
Soooo, I'm pleased to announce the opening of the Beer and Bacon Arms, a place where all religions are banned and all religious debates will result in an instant ban from the Arms.
We have awesome bacon sarnies which are compulsory
http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg
Beer which is mandatory
http://incontiguousbrick.files.wordp...-with-beer.jpg
and fit bar maids, any of the girls who would like some "hot" barmen...google them yourself please
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/..._300x374,0.jpg
Oh and we just got in this dart board
http://www.nothingness.org/music/rhy...esuswasgay.jpg
Right that should have offended most major religious groups.
Bars open, help yourself
Jul 27th 2008, 6:37 am
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Jul 27th 2008, 6:48 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
Does that include pick up and drop off in Abu Dhabi ???
Jul 27th 2008, 6:53 am
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Jul 27th 2008, 7:00 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
Sounds like heaven !!!
Do you serve Stella, i don't drink Dutch or Aussie dishwater ?
Do you serve Stella, i don't drink Dutch or Aussie dishwater ?
Jul 27th 2008, 7:12 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
its a virtual pub mate, so just get in a couple of kegs of whatever you want, even if it is "wife beater"
we are planning a nice line of Czech beer so you may want to wait for a proper drink
Jul 27th 2008, 7:17 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
Mine is a pint of cool Guinness please...none of that piss water they sell at that Belgian bar down the road...and a packet of pork scratchings, cheers.
Jul 27th 2008, 7:21 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
You don't strike me as a 'brown sauce' sort of a girl MM !!!
Jul 27th 2008, 7:25 am
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Re: The Beer and Bacon Arms
ok ok, one Guiness flown in from Dublin, a bottle of brown sauce and a bottle of ketchup coming up. oops nearly forgot the pork scratchings
Jul 27th 2008, 7:26 am
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