For all the Scots...
May 29th 2013, 5:51 am
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For all the Scots...
7 days had me chuckling this morning with the following:-
Who thought this one up then?
Hot Ice Scottish, you couldn't make it up!
It’s almost impossible to think of anywhere less like the land of haggis, kilts and Irn Bru than Sharjah. But the emirate is now home to a Scots-inspired product line - a body fragrance collection christened ‘HotIce Scottish’.
It offers male and female deodorant cans labelled after major Scottish cities, such as Glasgow Pour Homme, Aberdeen Pour Femme, Dundee Pour Homme and Edinburgh Pour Femme.
And the Glasgow for Man spray is described as “fresh, sharp and extremely masculine”. Aye, sounds just like me.
But to be honest, I think the Dhs10 spray - on sale in stores in the UAE now - is more like Sharjah… hot and sticky.
It offers male and female deodorant cans labelled after major Scottish cities, such as Glasgow Pour Homme, Aberdeen Pour Femme, Dundee Pour Homme and Edinburgh Pour Femme.
And the Glasgow for Man spray is described as “fresh, sharp and extremely masculine”. Aye, sounds just like me.
But to be honest, I think the Dhs10 spray - on sale in stores in the UAE now - is more like Sharjah… hot and sticky.
Hot Ice Scottish, you couldn't make it up!
May 29th 2013, 6:06 am
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Re: For all the Scots...
The worst memories i have of Glasgow relating to smell is working in the cells of a police station. Trust me Junkie's feet on a Sunday morning is not something i want to douse myself in haha.
