12 best unintentional sport double-entendres
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12 best unintentional sport double-entendres
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting comment ator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself'.
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting comment ator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself'.
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v good but WTF do 6,7, 9 and 11 have to do with sport
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Re: 12 best unintentional sport double-entendres
Wasn't there one about Ian Botham 'never usually struggling to get his leg over' the stumps?
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"The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willie"... Can't remember who said it...
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Not exactly a double-entendre...
Dunno if its an urban legend, but was told that an Aussie Channel 9 presenter (along the lines of Dickie Davis) opened a Saturday evening sports show with the lines..
"By golly, by jeez, by jingoes, we've got sports coming out of our arseholes. And, for all you croquet fans out there, there's fck all on the menu for you tonight!"
Dunno if its an urban legend, but was told that an Aussie Channel 9 presenter (along the lines of Dickie Davis) opened a Saturday evening sports show with the lines..
"By golly, by jeez, by jingoes, we've got sports coming out of our arseholes. And, for all you croquet fans out there, there's fck all on the menu for you tonight!"
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Not exactly a double-entendre...
Dunno if its an urban legend, but was told that an Aussie Channel 9 presenter (along the lines of Dickie Davis) opened a Saturday evening sports show with the lines..
"By golly, by jeez, by jingoes, we've got sports coming out of our arseholes. And, for all you croquet fans out there, there's fck all on the menu for you tonight!"
Dunno if its an urban legend, but was told that an Aussie Channel 9 presenter (along the lines of Dickie Davis) opened a Saturday evening sports show with the lines..
"By golly, by jeez, by jingoes, we've got sports coming out of our arseholes. And, for all you croquet fans out there, there's fck all on the menu for you tonight!"
argh ha ha hargh!
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You've missed out the most famous one:
"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy."
"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy."
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Ooops, sorry TGFKA...didn't see your reply for some reason.
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Name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time
A bra
Name a type of big cat
Persian
Name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir
The lamps
Name something you eat with fish
A plate
Name an animal that lives wild in Britain
A lion
Not including cutlery, name a type of fork
Banana
Name something a blind person might use
A sword
Name a song with moon in the title
Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister
Bonnie and Clyde
Name a dangerous race
The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
Name something that floats in the bath
Water
Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair
Name something red
A cardigan
Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal
Name a number you have to memorise
7
Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep
Name something you put on walls
Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green
A shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing
Name a famous bridge
Bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog
Name something associated with the police
Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac
April
Name something slippery
A conman
Name a kind of ache
Fillet o' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white
Potato
Name a jacket potato topping
Jam
Name a famous Scotsman
Jock
Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it
A window
Name a non-living object with legs
A plant
Name a domestic animal
Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee
Name a way of cooking fish
Cod
Name something you open other than a door
Your bowels
Name a famous soap opera
Romeo and Juliet
Name one of Harry Enfield's characters
Sooty
Name something with a red light
A Dalek
Name a bird that can also be a man's name
Chicken
Name one of the Spice Girls
The one with the long hair
Name something a vampire might be afraid of
Bob Monkhouse
Name a famous Parisian landmark
Hawaii
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Re: 12 best unintentional sport double-entendres
Some of those had me laughing out loud... cheers
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Re: 12 best unintentional sport double-entendres
in fact here they are:
Name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time
A bra
Name a type of big cat
Persian
Name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir
The lamps
Name something you eat with fish
A plate
Name an animal that lives wild in Britain
A lion
Not including cutlery, name a type of fork
Banana
Name something a blind person might use
A sword
Name a song with moon in the title
Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister
Bonnie and Clyde
Name a dangerous race
The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
Name something that floats in the bath
Water
Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair
Name something red
A cardigan
Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal
Mail
Name a number you have to memorise
7
Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep
Name something you put on walls
Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green
A shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing
Name a famous bridge
Bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog
Name something associated with the police
Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac
April
Name something slippery
A conman
Name a kind of ache
Fillet o' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white
Potato
Name a jacket potato topping
Jam
Name a famous Scotsman
Jock
Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it
A window
Name a non-living object with legs
A plant
Name a domestic animal
Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee
Name a way of cooking fish
Cod
Name something you open other than a door
Your bowels
Name a famous soap opera
Romeo and Juliet
Name one of Harry Enfield's characters
Sooty
Name something with a red light
A Dalek
Name a bird that can also be a man's name
Chicken
Name one of the Spice Girls
The one with the long hair
Name something a vampire might be afraid of
Bob Monkhouse
Name a famous Parisian landmark
Hawaii
Name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time
A bra
Name a type of big cat
Persian
Name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir
The lamps
Name something you eat with fish
A plate
Name an animal that lives wild in Britain
A lion
Not including cutlery, name a type of fork
Banana
Name something a blind person might use
A sword
Name a song with moon in the title
Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister
Bonnie and Clyde
Name a dangerous race
The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
Name something that floats in the bath
Water
Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair
Name something red
A cardigan
Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal
Name a number you have to memorise
7
Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep
Name something you put on walls
Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green
A shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing
Name a famous bridge
Bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A dog
Name something associated with the police
Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac
April
Name something slippery
A conman
Name a kind of ache
Fillet o' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white
Potato
Name a jacket potato topping
Jam
Name a famous Scotsman
Jock
Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it
A window
Name a non-living object with legs
A plant
Name a domestic animal
Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee
Name a way of cooking fish
Cod
Name something you open other than a door
Your bowels
Name a famous soap opera
Romeo and Juliet
Name one of Harry Enfield's characters
Sooty
Name something with a red light
A Dalek
Name a bird that can also be a man's name
Chicken
Name one of the Spice Girls
The one with the long hair
Name something a vampire might be afraid of
Bob Monkhouse
Name a famous Parisian landmark
Hawaii