I Decided To Fight Back Today
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I Decided To Fight Back Today
I have been an administrator with Australia Post for just over a year. During this time, i have put up with all sorts of discrimination. Sexism, zenophobia, ageism and any other "ism" you can think of. Initially, for the sake of harmony, i played along with it all laughing and joking, brushing it all off. But now i know i will be leaving to return to UK, i have decided enough is enough and i am going to fight back and give them as good as they give me.
As you can imagine the pommie jibes are rife and a daily source of amusement to several colleagues. One Greek Australian in particular feels the need to remind me of my pommie failings several times a week. All in jest of course!
Today, we had a new pommie guy start working with us. I hadnt met him yet and the Greek guy pointed out to me that he was ok but too "pommie" for his liking
Soooooo.... i asked what he meant by this and he explained that he was a stereotypical pom.
I said (in front of an office full of blokes)
"Are you a stereotypical Greek bloke? I hear they like having sex up the back passage"
The entire office descended into shocked hysterical laughter and i left feeling 10ft tall
I am going to enjoy my final year in Aus
As you can imagine the pommie jibes are rife and a daily source of amusement to several colleagues. One Greek Australian in particular feels the need to remind me of my pommie failings several times a week. All in jest of course!
Today, we had a new pommie guy start working with us. I hadnt met him yet and the Greek guy pointed out to me that he was ok but too "pommie" for his liking
Soooooo.... i asked what he meant by this and he explained that he was a stereotypical pom.
I said (in front of an office full of blokes)
"Are you a stereotypical Greek bloke? I hear they like having sex up the back passage"
The entire office descended into shocked hysterical laughter and i left feeling 10ft tall
I am going to enjoy my final year in Aus
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Re: I Decided To Fight Back Today
I have been an administrator with Australia Post for just over a year. During this time, i have put up with all sorts of discrimination. Sexism, zenophobia, ageism and any other "ism" you can think of. Initially, for the sake of harmony, i played along with it all laughing and joking, brushing it all off. But now i know i will be leaving to return to UK, i have decided enough is enough and i am going to fight back and give them as good as they give me.
As you can imagine the pommie jibes are rife and a daily source of amusement to several colleagues. One Greek Australian in particular feels the need to remind me of my pommie failings several times a week. All in jest of course!
Today, we had a new pommie guy start working with us. I hadnt met him yet and the Greek guy pointed out to me that he was ok but too "pommie" for his liking
Soooooo.... i asked what he meant by this and he explained that he was a stereotypical pom.
I said (in front of an office full of blokes)
"Are you a stereotypical Greek bloke? I hear they like having sex up the back passage"
The entire office descended into shocked hysterical laughter and i left feeling 10ft tall
I am going to enjoy my final year in Aus
As you can imagine the pommie jibes are rife and a daily source of amusement to several colleagues. One Greek Australian in particular feels the need to remind me of my pommie failings several times a week. All in jest of course!
Today, we had a new pommie guy start working with us. I hadnt met him yet and the Greek guy pointed out to me that he was ok but too "pommie" for his liking
Soooooo.... i asked what he meant by this and he explained that he was a stereotypical pom.
I said (in front of an office full of blokes)
"Are you a stereotypical Greek bloke? I hear they like having sex up the back passage"
The entire office descended into shocked hysterical laughter and i left feeling 10ft tall
I am going to enjoy my final year in Aus
it amazes me that some people,expats included,deny this goes on.....
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Re: I Decided To Fight Back Today
Think you'll find that many, many blokes are into anal sex! 20% of the western population in fact. (Huge studies have been undertaken in this area.......and the number of times I've turned blokes down must be some kind of indicator!!!)
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Well she is also in the Gay capital of Australia, so would imagine many of the blokes take it up the rear, so would be quite normal there.
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Re: I Decided To Fight Back Today
Well ummm,
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
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Re: I Decided To Fight Back Today
Well ummm,
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
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Probably hit on the truth and didn't like a woman giving it back to him.
Well ummm,
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
Judging by the stunned mullet expression, the red flush, and following outrage on his face, i'm not sure whether he is a stereotypical Greek bloke.
Personally, i dont care what sex people enjoy (kiddies excepted) I was merely looking for the shock factor and i got it
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Oh, I often wish I could say to people what I am really thinking...how liberating! Enjoy
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Re: I Decided To Fight Back Today
No, no, no
No need to run. Nothing is more scarey to a bloke than a mature woman who is prepared to get up close, look him in the eye and tell him, and i mean REAAAAALLY tell him.
Make it just louder than a whisper, in a deep methodical tone and dont avert his gaze for a second. Works every time
No need to run. Nothing is more scarey to a bloke than a mature woman who is prepared to get up close, look him in the eye and tell him, and i mean REAAAAALLY tell him.
Make it just louder than a whisper, in a deep methodical tone and dont avert his gaze for a second. Works every time