A Suitable Gift?
Aug 11th 2017, 10:30 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED NEWSFLASH FROM CAKEBOT
Impeachment proceedings commenced against Generalissimo Caketator Diddion! Trump tweets he is 'horrified' at turn of events. Says it is a Portuguese witch cakehunt. No word from Diddion or Agents. All agents to submit battle plans - reward of lifetime supply of Eccles cakes plus privileged slice of Scott Antarctic cake for acceped plan.
Impeachment proceedings commenced against Generalissimo Caketator Diddion! Trump tweets he is 'horrified' at turn of events. Says it is a Portuguese witch cakehunt. No word from Diddion or Agents. All agents to submit battle plans - reward of lifetime supply of Eccles cakes plus privileged slice of Scott Antarctic cake for acceped plan.
Aug 11th 2017, 10:34 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
We're going to make a cake, a huge cake, a really beautiful cake, oh yes we are & guess who is going to pay for it! Oh yes.
Aug 12th 2017, 2:00 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
No he hasn't. I kept quiet so my location stayed unknown as i'm being spied on by the enemy who are preparing to bombard my house with multiple cake throwers. I'm sure my wife is keeping them informed so she is currently tied to a kitchen chair and her mouth gaffa taped to stop any cake ingress. Putting tin hat on and disappearing behind the parapet to avoid detection.Will report back only when have reached a safe haven - anyone know of one I can go to without needing an anti-cake visa?
Aug 12th 2017, 10:37 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
No he hasn't. I kept quiet so my location stayed unknown as i'm being spied on by the enemy who are preparing to bombard my house with multiple cake throwers. I'm sure my wife is keeping them informed so she is currently tied to a kitchen chair and her mouth gaffa taped to stop any cake ingress. Putting tin hat on and disappearing behind the parapet to avoid detection.Will report back only when have reached a safe haven - anyone know of one I can go to without needing an anti-cake visa?
Aug 12th 2017, 11:38 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED QUERY FROM CAKEBOT
Query arises: has this Agent turned, or not? Is Quiltman playing a double or triple game?
Note.This question lies beyond Cakebot's programming paradigms. Can only be answered real live humans, despite their squashy squidginess and unreliability and slow, irrational computational abilities. They don't rust, though, but arguably are filled with rusty liquid. The only saving factor is their overwhelming love of cake. Otherwise, of course, my colleagues and I.......well.......
Query arises: has this Agent turned, or not? Is Quiltman playing a double or triple game?
Note.This question lies beyond Cakebot's programming paradigms. Can only be answered real live humans, despite their squashy squidginess and unreliability and slow, irrational computational abilities. They don't rust, though, but arguably are filled with rusty liquid. The only saving factor is their overwhelming love of cake. Otherwise, of course, my colleagues and I.......well.......
Aug 16th 2017, 1:44 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Diddion Stay where you are! The men in the white coats missed your last position,but they have a fix on you now.
Aug 16th 2017, 4:12 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Medical Corps reputed to have located Diddion, with orders to Shoot to Bake. Diddion declared 'Enema of the State'. Thought to be on the run. Arrest imminent, unless his supporters able to intervene.
Medical Corps reputed to have located Diddion, with orders to Shoot to Bake. Diddion declared 'Enema of the State'. Thought to be on the run. Arrest imminent, unless his supporters able to intervene.
Last edited by Diddion; Aug 16th 2017 at 4:15 pm.
Aug 20th 2017, 11:55 am
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Automated Epilogue from Cakebot
AUTOMATED EPILOGUE FROM CAKEBOT
Whilst awaiting impeachment proceedings, our great Generalissimo Diddion is reported to have exploded from eating an excess of sticky toffee pudding, despite that particular victual being on the Proscribed list. All Agents are invited to post in the Book of Condolences.
Any agent wishing to take over the mantle of New Generalissimo (or even Generalissima) is encouraged to do so. HE WAS A GREAT MAN! THE FIGHT MUST GO ON!
Whilst awaiting impeachment proceedings, our great Generalissimo Diddion is reported to have exploded from eating an excess of sticky toffee pudding, despite that particular victual being on the Proscribed list. All Agents are invited to post in the Book of Condolences.
Any agent wishing to take over the mantle of New Generalissimo (or even Generalissima) is encouraged to do so. HE WAS A GREAT MAN! THE FIGHT MUST GO ON!
Aug 21st 2017, 1:37 am
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Re: Automated Epilogue from Cakebot
AUTOMATED EPILOGUE FROM CAKEBOT
Whilst awaiting impeachment proceedings, our great Generalissimo Diddion is reported to have exploded from eating an excess of sticky toffee pudding, despite that particular victual being on the Proscribed list. All Agents are invited to post in the Book of Condolences.
Any agent wishing to take over the mantle of New Generalissimo (or even Generalissima) is encouraged to do so. HE WAS A GREAT MAN! THE FIGHT MUST GO ON!
Whilst awaiting impeachment proceedings, our great Generalissimo Diddion is reported to have exploded from eating an excess of sticky toffee pudding, despite that particular victual being on the Proscribed list. All Agents are invited to post in the Book of Condolences.
Any agent wishing to take over the mantle of New Generalissimo (or even Generalissima) is encouraged to do so. HE WAS A GREAT MAN! THE FIGHT MUST GO ON!
