gazz

never mind that, what about the succulent breast, long firm tasty legs, strong brown thigh and full up with nut stuffing!, followed by spotted dick! and washed down with a flaming orgasmn cocktail.

TouristTrap

Tried your hand at erotic literature writing?

alentejo joe

ive tried my hand but its not as good as a birds anyway what rivers low TT

gazz

tried a few times, but couldn,t stop coming to a premature end !

Cleri

Order!!! Order!!!!
Just behave whilst Im away
Cleri

TouristTrap

Howdy cleri. How's the central/north/far north region(s) wherever you are, wink wink, looking today?

TaviraTrog

Must be all the eggsclamation marks.

gazz

too much eggcitement spilling ovary me thinks!

alentejo joe

TT wot river im eggshausted

TouristTrap

I life in Florida. So a tad far away from you - we have alligators in ours...thank heaven you don't have such creatures in yours!

gazz

pleanty of snakes around here though eh!

TouristTrap

Oh, you're bad - you'll fit right into Portugal!

They have what they call a 'desgarrada'. A man and woman sing (normally at festas) in turn, each trying to out do each other with the double entendres. it can be very funny *wink*

Cleri

sounds frangotastic

alentejo joe

well its sat night and im out on the town for a bit of leg,breast or just some hot bird that wants stuffing bye c u sunday

Cleri

happy sage and onion