gazz

anything you say mistress

Nomad_H

[quote=TouristTrap;4723478] What shall we call the forthcoming saga?

'Aljezur Street'?

'As Aljezur Turns'?

'Days in the life of Clerigo the Mod'?

or just pinch something like:

'Last of the Summer Wine' - don't let the kiddies see this one - set in Aljezur, starring some Brit expat bird who is steadily running out of vinho tinto. It is a horror series that rivals Rosemary's Baby

A brief synopsis - don't want to give it all away, but it goes something along the lines of a Brit expat who moves to the Algarve with her golf-loving husband, after being enticed by the devil who had disguised himself as a tv producer. He'd hypnotized them with images of sun, sea and scenery. They arrive at what looks like a peaceful seaside village, only to find themselves in the village of the damned....

I'll not tell you the rest, might give away the entire storyline. /quote]

How about. " I was a middle age werewolf" or "The lush that rocks the cradle"

Nomad_H

Or "Nightmare on Cleri street" or "Whatever happened to baby Cleri"

gazz

stopping the sagas of cleri the hairy vamp stories , serious question to cleri, like your hubby i,m into the golf and wondered if he had played at BOAVISTA GOLF, if so what did he think?, cheers,

Cleri

I turn my back for 5 minutes....................
Brilliant!!!!!! you have made me laugh out loud,whens the next installment?

I have been absent due to Uk-ites arriving for the bbq,dont worry crispy,hub didnt have to cover his sausage with the brolly.
I have just about sobered up enough to risk logging on

Gaz,hub liked Boavista,but its pretty expensive to play there,ie membership etc.So he plumped for Alto at Alvor,his membership is 1500 euros,which is damn good for the Algarve.also its not full of nobs like some of the clubs,there are many very nice people who are members.
Love "hic" Cleri

gazz

thanks for the tip cheers, maybe when we get out ,we could join up for a knock.

Cleri

Yes Im sure he would go for that,any excuse to play
Hope you are enjoying the sunshine over there,its freezing here and p***ing down

Cleri

Like the location Nomad

gazz

out doing some gardening earlier it was scooorchio! , maybe a short break to the costa del uk is in order , mind you not sure we want all those expats coming over and taking over eh!

TouristTrap

There is a rumor going around that all Brit expats will be charged a special Algarve Tax in the very near future - BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA///evil evil laugh....

(JUST KIDDING PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T CALL YOUR LOCAL CAMARA IN A STATE OF PANIC!)

Cleri

Dont worry ...what good would that do

gazz

would that be a large tax for leaving the algarve?

TouristTrap

Actually it is a countrywide tax just for Brits and Germans who don't know how to speak the language after living there for three years.

crispy

tem alguma coisa para a diarreia?

TouristTrap