Clerigo!
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Re: Clerigo!
What shall we call the forthcoming saga?
'Aljezur Street'?
'As Aljezur Turns'?
'Days in the life of Clerigo the Mod'?
or just pinch something like:
'Last of the Summer Wine' - don't let the kiddies see this one - set in Aljezur, starring some Brit expat bird who is steadily running out of vinho tinto. It is a horror series that rivals Rosemary's Baby
A brief synopsis - don't want to give it all away, but it goes something along the lines of a Brit expat who moves to the Algarve with her golf-loving husband, after being enticed by the devil who had disguised himself as a tv producer. He'd hypnotized them with images of sun, sea and scenery. They arrive at what looks like a peaceful seaside village, only to find themselves in the village of the damned....
I'll not tell you the rest, might give away the entire storyline.
'Aljezur Street'?
'As Aljezur Turns'?
'Days in the life of Clerigo the Mod'?
or just pinch something like:
'Last of the Summer Wine' - don't let the kiddies see this one - set in Aljezur, starring some Brit expat bird who is steadily running out of vinho tinto. It is a horror series that rivals Rosemary's Baby
A brief synopsis - don't want to give it all away, but it goes something along the lines of a Brit expat who moves to the Algarve with her golf-loving husband, after being enticed by the devil who had disguised himself as a tv producer. He'd hypnotized them with images of sun, sea and scenery. They arrive at what looks like a peaceful seaside village, only to find themselves in the village of the damned....
I'll not tell you the rest, might give away the entire storyline.
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yes , but its only the calm before we get back to the storm!:curse: , i cant wait till she runs off with some smooth talking galic gent, who then dumps her for a newer model, left on the streets she then develops drug problems, has 7 kids to 7 different fathers,finds that she was actually found on the church steps at birth,manages to overcome all of this only to have a terrible motor accident and all this in episode one, PHEW!
Last edited by gazz; May 1st 2007 at 3:47 pm.
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yes , but its only the calm before we get back to the storm!:curse: , i cant wait till she runs off with some smooth talking galic gent, who then dumps her for a newer model, left on the streets she then develops drug problems, has 7 kids to 7 different fathers,finds that she was actually found on the church steps at birth,manages to overcome all of this only to have a terrible motor accident and all this in episode one, PHEW!
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Re: Clerigo!
One episode was particularly disturbing.
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
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One episode was particularly disturbing.
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
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Re: Clerigo!
One episode was particularly disturbing.
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
her very expensive hand made armani, lime stone, leatherette trimmed far to tight dungaree that had cost her golf loving OH a whole months wages working as the local gigolo in the village of the damn women's institute stopping only to refill her pint size vinho glass every 8 minutes so she could carry on in her roll as JDR's plaything.......
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Re: Clerigo!
One episode was particularly disturbing.
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
She awakens in the middle of the night to find herself lying on the floor of the 'cave' where she'd passed out. Empty bottles lay all around.
She made her way unsteadily over the uneven granite steps to the solid hand-tooled door and out into the moonlit garden. As she looked up at the full moon, an insatiable desire for vinho tinto grew and grew inside her, until it manifested in her vampire teeth emerging. She roamed the neighboring countryside until she found a deserted farmhouse. With a loud bang she supernaturally opened the door and ran to the 'cave', demonic laughter emanating from her being. The family awakened and alarmed, made their way single-file to the 'cave' where they could hear unholy ravaging going on.
They found her kneeling next to a vat of vinho tinto, with her fangs sunk into its oaken exteror, vinho tinto, like blood, dribbling all over her......
Last edited by gazz; May 1st 2007 at 4:52 pm.
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next morning as she awoke to discarded remains of vinho glasses and body parts, clerio realised that with this new given power came a horrible curse and burden to carry, would she ever break free from the hypnotic powers of jdr, would she ever beat the overwhelming urge for vinho and would she ever realise that that colour of dungaree just isnt her colour, tune in next time!
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Re: Clerigo!
next morning as she awoke to discarded remains of vinho glasses and body parts, clerio realised that with this new given power came a horrible curse and burden to carry, would she ever break free from the hypnotic powers of jdr, would she ever beat the overwhelming urge for vinho and would she ever realise that that colour of dungaree just isnt her colour, tune in next time!
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Pushing the lid from her coffin bed, turning down the blood red satin sheets covering her ill fitting PJ's she noticed that her golf loving hubby was already up and out doing much needed business with the WI. "Good" she thought to herself "I can now make the pastry for the body part pie that I am going to serve for lunch to that ample bosomed, long legged, peroxide bum length hair, good for nothing transsexual halfwit I called my friend" as she dragged her hungover body to the kitchen she thought to herself "puff or shortcrust".
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Wow r u lot like!
and I thought I was a bit strange!
How about Cute Blonde Cleri moves to Algarve, is a little disappointed with her initial village but learns lots becomes total amazing expert and moves to an even better place and opens rehab clinic for you strange lot!!! and a Golf centre for her other half! - perhaps Nomad could fix the PC's when they go wrong! and run the bar LOL
and I thought I was a bit strange!
How about Cute Blonde Cleri moves to Algarve, is a little disappointed with her initial village but learns lots becomes total amazing expert and moves to an even better place and opens rehab clinic for you strange lot!!! and a Golf centre for her other half! - perhaps Nomad could fix the PC's when they go wrong! and run the bar LOL
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Title for this soap:
Prisoner Cell Block Sec J
LOL
moving to 'Last of the Tinto Wine'
but avoid the Norma Batty stockings!
Prisoner Cell Block Sec J
LOL
moving to 'Last of the Tinto Wine'
but avoid the Norma Batty stockings!
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Wow r u lot like!
and I thought I was a bit strange!
How about Cute Blonde Cleri moves to Algarve, is a little disappointed with her initial village but learns lots becomes total amazing expert and moves to an even better place and opens rehab clinic for you strange lot!!! and a Golf centre for her other half! - perhaps Nomad could fix the PC's when they go wrong! and run the bar LOL
and I thought I was a bit strange!
How about Cute Blonde Cleri moves to Algarve, is a little disappointed with her initial village but learns lots becomes total amazing expert and moves to an even better place and opens rehab clinic for you strange lot!!! and a Golf centre for her other half! - perhaps Nomad could fix the PC's when they go wrong! and run the bar LOL