Inish

A little girl asked her mother the age- old question, " How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes dear," replied mother.
"What about Granddad & Grandma?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother replied.
"Did he send their parents, also?" asked the child.
"Yes dear, he did," said the mother patiently.
"So you`re telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years!
No wonder everyone`s grumpy around here."

I can`t be the only one who knows a few jokes.

jdr

There are a few on here, but you need to be streetwise to read a few of them, parental guidance http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...35#post4090335

langkate

But you tell them so well Inish.

Inish

My wife will become suspicious if we keep meeting like this.

Has anyone ever wondered what would have happened if it had been three wise women, instead of three wise men?

They would have asked directions.

Arrived on time.

Helped deliver the baby.

Cleaned the stable.

Made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.

Forgive me! I know it is not Christmas, but I liked this one.

Inish

Any ladies on there way to the health centre or doctor this morning, I have something to think about.

An attractive young lady, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor`s office.

" We have come for an examination," said the young lady.

"All right," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

"No, not me," said the girl. "It`s my old aunt here."

"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, Please stick out your tongue."

I wonder!!!!!