Cheer up, it might not happen.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
A quick joke,
Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a police station and stole their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on!
Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a police station and stole their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on!
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by langkate
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Hi Inish,not lucky enough to be out there at the moment. Stuck back in the UK, so TV not plugged in or on, nothing for the white van men to go on I hope. Listening to Terry Wogan doing his on radio firework display - and not looking forward to the real thing this weekend.
Kate
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Ola Kate,
I used to like Wogan in the morning, also Sarah Kennedy, does she still have a radio programme?
I used to like Wogan in the morning, also Sarah Kennedy, does she still have a radio programme?
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Yes, Sarah Kennedy is on at 6am I think until 7.30 when Wogan comes on. I am not normally listening to the radio so early though as my dh (dear husband) complains if anything noisy happens before 7am, and preferably nearer to 8am when he has to leave for work.
Keep up the good (or bad LOL) work with the jokes.
Kate
Keep up the good (or bad LOL) work with the jokes.
Kate
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Thank you Kate One for the weekend
40 Degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in England sunbathe.
35 Degrees:
Italian cars won`t start.
People in England drive with the windows down.
20 Degrees:
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
People in England throw on a T-Shirt.
15 Degrees:
Californians begin to evacuate the state so cold.
People in England go swimming in the sea.
0 Degrees:
Landlords in New York turn on the heating in Apartment blocks.
People in England have the last BBQ of the summer.
-10 Degrees:
People in rest of world are extinct.
People in England wear a vest, pull down ear flaps and continue to moan about the weather.
40 Degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in England sunbathe.
35 Degrees:
Italian cars won`t start.
People in England drive with the windows down.
20 Degrees:
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
People in England throw on a T-Shirt.
15 Degrees:
Californians begin to evacuate the state so cold.
People in England go swimming in the sea.
0 Degrees:
Landlords in New York turn on the heating in Apartment blocks.
People in England have the last BBQ of the summer.
-10 Degrees:
People in rest of world are extinct.
People in England wear a vest, pull down ear flaps and continue to moan about the weather.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
When I was very young, say sometime last week, I used to pray for a bike. Then I realized that God does not work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Is anybody out there, am I all alone telling jokes to myself? At some time I will run out, and then you will all get withdrawal systems.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
Is anybody out there, am I all alone telling jokes to myself? At some time I will run out, and then you will all get withdrawal systems.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Nomad_H
Then you might have to resort to Irish jokes!!
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
Believe it or not I don`t know any Irish jokes, I know plenty of English jokes, but lets not go into that.
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Nomad_H
So do I! But isnt a little past yor bedtime ? You are normally a morning poster!!
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Originally Posted by Inish
Please don`tell the wife, but I am suppose to be working. I am very easily side-tracked.