Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Jun 12th 2006, 3:08 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by Sarah
Oh yes you must be so proud of this mans genius, he's not an embarrassing waste of skin at all....
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (1994)
Said to an islander in the Cayman Islands.
"You look like you're ready for bed!"
Said to the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional robes.
"If you stay here much longer you'll all get slitty eyed." (1986)
Said to British students in China.
"Bloody silly fool!" (1997)
Was referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him.
"Do you still throw spears at each other?" (2002)
To an Aboriginal man on Australia's Tjapukai Aboriginal Cultural Park.
[To Lord Taylor of Warwick, who is black]: "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?"
[reply]: "I'm from Birmingham."
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (1994)
Said to an islander in the Cayman Islands.
"You look like you're ready for bed!"
Said to the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional robes.
"If you stay here much longer you'll all get slitty eyed." (1986)
Said to British students in China.
"Bloody silly fool!" (1997)
Was referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him.
"Do you still throw spears at each other?" (2002)
To an Aboriginal man on Australia's Tjapukai Aboriginal Cultural Park.
[To Lord Taylor of Warwick, who is black]: "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?"
[reply]: "I'm from Birmingham."
Jun 12th 2006, 3:09 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Is he having a Kebab evening at the Palace? Throw a few plates in the fireplace, bottle of Ouzo and a knees up with Liz to 'Zorba the Greek'.
Jun 12th 2006, 3:10 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Is he having a Kebab evening at the Palace? Throw a few plates in the fireplace, bottle of Ouzo and a knees up with Liz to 'Zorba the Greek'.
Jun 12th 2006, 3:14 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by rushman
Then he'll be doing Liz "Greek"
Jun 12th 2006, 3:17 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by NJ_Dave
Kebabs, and also frankfurters in honour of his kraut wife. Errr, I mean Her Royal Majesty
Jun 12th 2006, 3:22 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
The Queens speech just won't be the same again
Jun 12th 2006, 3:45 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by rushman
See what I mean, the mans fucking priceless. .......and they say the Royals have no sense of humour.
Don't care how unPC..know I did.
Jun 12th 2006, 3:50 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Who can honestly put their hands up and say they didn't laugh at those things when they were said?
Don't care how unPC..know I did.
Don't care how unPC..know I did.
Jun 12th 2006, 3:51 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by rushman
laugh? I pissed myself.
Jun 12th 2006, 4:37 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Who can honestly put their hands up and say they didn't laugh at those things when they were said?
Don't care how unPC..know I did.
Don't care how unPC..know I did.
Jun 12th 2006, 4:41 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Me.
I'm afraid I laughed...inbetween the cringes
Jun 12th 2006, 4:43 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
IMHO he's no worse than the rest of them. Good on him for his 85th, and the sooner they're all stripped of their ranks, privileges, entitlements and power, the better.
Jun 12th 2006, 4:57 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Apparently quite a large proportion of the population still believe the Royal Family is appointed by God.
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Jun 12th 2006, 4:59 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Apparently quite a large proportion of the population still believe the Royal Family is appointed by God.
Jun 12th 2006, 6:55 am
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Re: Prince Philip's 85 Birthday
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Apparently quite a large proportion of the population still believe the Royal Family is appointed by God.
