US Election Funny
Nov 2nd 2004, 2:12 am
#1
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US Election Funny
found this and thought it was a bit of a laugh, great site for funnies.
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
Nov 2nd 2004, 2:58 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by shiva
found this and thought it was a bit of a laugh, great site for funnies.
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
Nov 2nd 2004, 3:03 am
#3
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by shiva
found this and thought it was a bit of a laugh, great site for funnies.
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
Censored by Q-Tel!!!!
Nov 2nd 2004, 3:46 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Its a problem in the UAE - Etisalat block alot of sites - unless u have a 2mb DSL connection and then its too fast for the security.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
Nov 2nd 2004, 4:49 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Its a problem in the UAE - Etisalat block alot of sites - unless u have a 2mb DSL connection and then its too fast for the security.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
Nov 2nd 2004, 11:33 am
#6
**** it we'll do it live
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Its a problem in the UAE - Etisalat block alot of sites - unless u have a 2mb DSL connection and then its too fast for the security.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
Some such as those in the Springs have alternative providers that don't have all the security - nice if u can get it.
all k back when the gods refill my karma chalice lol
Nov 3rd 2004, 5:25 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Hey! Not fair- she doesn't get completely nekkid! (Is that the one I was supposed to be looking at?)
If you really want to get round the blocked sites (and not just for seeing lots of jubblies) you can go through a cloak. If you search the internet you will find them.
If you really want to get round the blocked sites (and not just for seeing lots of jubblies) you can go through a cloak. If you search the internet you will find them.
Nov 3rd 2004, 6:14 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by shiva
sry guys, didnt know it would be blocked .
all k back when the gods refill my karma chalice lol
all k back when the gods refill my karma chalice lol
Nov 3rd 2004, 2:17 pm
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by shiva
found this and thought it was a bit of a laugh, great site for funnies.
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
shiva
ps karma me if u like it plz
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?ty...sh&display=3162
this is how i feel now after having spent way too long watching CNN to make sure that a certain someone didnt win for a second time!!!
Nov 3rd 2004, 4:37 pm
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Re: US Election Funny
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep ****."
I know it's old but I just thought it funny lol
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep ****."
I know it's old but I just thought it funny lol
Nov 3rd 2004, 4:39 pm
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by Jellybean
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep ****."
I know it's old but I just thought it funny lol
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep ****."
I know it's old but I just thought it funny lol
LMAO -
the olduns are the gooduns
Nov 3rd 2004, 5:03 pm
#12
**** it we'll do it live
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
You've become a karma junky in the lounge me thinks
if ur prepared to swallow ur pride its a good boost. ps will give u some when i can
Nov 4th 2004, 2:55 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by shiva
well.... yes..... lol..... 36 points to 204...in 24hrs so it worked quiet well lmao.
if ur prepared to swallow ur pride its a good boost. ps will give u some when i can
if ur prepared to swallow ur pride its a good boost. ps will give u some when i can
- haven't lost any sleep over it yet though 
Take it easy
TS
While i'm at it - any long term forcasts for snow in Scotland this coming winter - its been crap the last few years and I love skiing there as its so extreme.
Nov 4th 2004, 3:07 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
I did a couple of days ago as I was banned from giving anyone here ---bumped me up some but still only a lowly peasant - - haven't lost any sleep over it yet though
Take it easy
TS
While i'm at it - any long term forcasts for snow in Scotland this coming winter - its been crap the last few years and I love skiing there as its so extreme.
- haven't lost any sleep over it yet though Take it easy
TS
While i'm at it - any long term forcasts for snow in Scotland this coming winter - its been crap the last few years and I love skiing there as its so extreme.
Nov 4th 2004, 3:12 am
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Re: US Election Funny
Originally Posted by LakesLassie
Skiing in Scotland is SURVIVAL! Once was at the Ptarmigan restaurant at Cairngorm & it was so windy people were coming UP the White Lady BACKWARDS! Scary, especially as I'm not a great skiier & had to get down the mountain somehow! :scared:
LOL - I tend to fall of T bars when its windy - very embarrasing and somewhat painful when the attendent doesn't stop the lift in tme and someone skis over my face.
I'm a bit of a caveman - I ski for the adreniline rush - the 'apres' bit doesn't interest me - generally in bed by 7 so i'm ready for another days "rush",
Sad but true