8810mike

Hi people, I've recently returned back to Bahrain and can't believe how much it's changed. Where are the places to go on a night out now. Is JJs still any good?

mission

must be plenty of hooker joints?

8810mike

Trying to avoid them. That's why I posted on here, as I know most the expats will being doing the same thing.

Queef Latinah

Nah not the expats on here. Check out the std thread.

Queef Latinah

JJs is still good and relatively cheap. Always a few hookers there (not many) but they always have customers. Or "husbands".

Irishbeekeeper

I love the fact that a question about a night out in dubai is now followed by a question about getting tested for STDs in Bahrain
Only in the sandpit
Btw I wouldnt mind listening in to this convo either, Ive been to Doha for a couple of boys night out but have never been to Bahrain, I hear it is 'groovy'

Queef Latinah

At the risk of sounding crude, I would break it down for you like this:

- Dubai: the girls are a mix of "Business women" and actual expats
- Qatar: the women are entrepreneurs. It's a niche and risky market and nearly all the women in the bars are "Working"
- Bahrain: 100% filth. I've ever seen so many Asian chicks with fake tits and tattoos. These girls do it for fun. As long as their drinks are paid for, nothing else matters.

So you booked your ticket yet?

And FYI you can't have a thread on a night out in Bahrain without mentioning hookers or STDs.

Seriously, I've been to pattaya and seen less skin on show than at pars hotel in Bahrain. I wouldn't even order a drink there without having 2 condoms on.

Irishbeekeeper

ha! hey man, gotta try everything atleast once!
sold! I am going to start organizing my pink shirts and white knee high socks for the upcoming trip!!!

Queef Latinah

I was trying to warn you off coming. But since you're packing already, don't forget your:

- Viagra. You'll need this to keep things solid because these girls have toxic breath, due to chain smoking and Asian food (i think I saw one chick eating what looked like squid bollocks laced in red chili and garlic)
- Betadene. This is a multi purpose anti septic liquid. I keep a bowl of it by my bedside so I can dip my willy in it after a night out. A few minutes of burning to save you from weeks of fire piss.
- Fake Rolex. When you go to the bathroom to wash away the shame and hooker spit out your mouth, she will probably want to pocket something shiny. These girls are like magpies. Just let her have it and she will leave promptly.

Have a lovely trip!

nonthaburi

Sorry Queeny, but I think you're talking absolute rubbish there.

Spent a third of my life in Thailand. I'm well aware of the less salubrious places that Thailand had to offer.

But to say that Bahrain offers 100% filth in comparison is absolute boll**s.

You either don't know Thailand very well, or Bahrain.

I've spent many hours in both.

Millhouse

As a side note, what's wrong with fake cans and tattoos? I quite like that look, especially as found in the warehouse gym.

DXBtoDOH

Just wondering - how has Bahrain changed? Is it duller now?

Big American naval base in Bahrain. Wherever there is a naval base you get....well, you know it's a special class of hookers to themselves.

weasel decentral

This is an interesting side discussion, which country offers the most debauched experience for the travelling sex pest.

weasel decentral

Nothing wrong with it per se, struggling for the right description but it looks 'tacky' for want of a better word.

nonthaburi

FTFY