Fake or boring jobs
#1
Fake or boring jobs
Make up your own or just exaggerate.
The person whose job is to make sure that every container of strawberries you pick up has the same number of not quite ripe ones as all the other ones.
It surely can't be random.
The person whose job is to make sure that every container of strawberries you pick up has the same number of not quite ripe ones as all the other ones.
It surely can't be random.
#3
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The person who delicately balances small amounts of shredded cheese over the edges of frozen pizzas that guarantee that once cooked the molten cheese welds the pizza to the aluminium foil you've carefully provided beneath ensuring that you lose control and burn your fingers as you try to remove the torn foil from the pizza.
#4
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Joined: Jan 2006
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Its not a fake job but security guards who stand and do nothing but watch us work.
Has got to be boring.
Has got to be boring.
#5
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The person who delicately balances small amounts of shredded cheese over the edges of frozen pizzas that guarantee that once cooked the molten cheese welds the pizza to the aluminium foil you've carefully provided beneath ensuring that you lose control and burn your fingers as you try to remove the torn foil from the pizza.
#6
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 12,830
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Sitting at 36000 feet, supping a coffee and watching an EFIS.
#7
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The person who breaks the first and last digestive biscuits in each packet.
#8
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The person that turns all the goods around in Canadian superstore to show the French name only. This is Calgary ffs.
#9
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 9,979
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PS there's a restaurant/diners here that needs a chef and or owner. It's currently closed in the evenings as they can't find a chef. It's also up for sale. Fancy moving to Ontario?
#11
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Joined: Mar 2017
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Watching & waiting for someone to post something on the internet that's WRONG!
#12
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Joined: Mar 2017
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The person who stops the download progress indicator (green bar) at 99%