U R A GLASWEGIAN If
Aug 11th 2006, 10:37 pm
#1
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U R A GLASWEGIAN If
1.Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding
day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chip irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard
these words...
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Baw'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit
Aye all relevant to me, but number 19 really does it for me !!!!!
Brilliant stuff
Eddie
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding
day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chip irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard
these words...
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Baw'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit
Aye all relevant to me, but number 19 really does it for me !!!!!
Brilliant stuff
Eddie
Aug 11th 2006, 10:57 pm
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Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
EXCELLENT!!!!! 
6 years living in Aberdeen gets me 15 out of 20.
I see your not busy tonight
Lang may yer lum reek burnin a'body elses coal
6 years living in Aberdeen gets me 15 out of 20.
I see your not busy tonight
Lang may yer lum reek burnin a'body elses coal
Aug 11th 2006, 11:11 pm
#3
Glasgow Rangers
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Location: London, Ontario
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Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
Originally Posted by BC Hopefuls
EXCELLENT!!!!!
6 years living in Aberdeen gets me 15 out of 20.
I see your not busy tonight
Lang may yer lum reek burnin a'body elses coal
6 years living in Aberdeen gets me 15 out of 20.
I see your not busy tonight
Lang may yer lum reek burnin a'body elses coal
15 out of 20, not bad BC
Eddie
Aug 12th 2006, 8:18 am
#4
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,715
Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
Originally Posted by Voyager970
1.Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding
day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chip irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard
these words...
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Baw'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit
Aye all relevant to me, but number 19 really does it for me !!!!!
Brilliant stuff
Eddie
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding
day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chip irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard
these words...
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Baw'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit
Aye all relevant to me, but number 19 really does it for me !!!!!
Brilliant stuff
Eddie
Aug 12th 2006, 9:59 am
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Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
excellent !! totally reminds me of my family love it !! x
especially "away un boil yer heed" (dont rite in scotch ) my mum used to say that loads , pmsl !!
love it !! xespecially "away un boil yer heed" (dont rite in scotch ) my mum used to say that loads , pmsl !!
Aug 12th 2006, 11:16 pm
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,656
Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
I have no idea what most of that means but I love it.
That comment was brilliant lol made me chuckle
Aug 12th 2006, 11:18 pm
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,656
Re: U R A GLASWEGIAN If
Och that wis brill ye just know a guid joke win ye see wan an aw tha' by the way???
