Newfie Joke
Jun 28th 2007, 2:44 pm
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Newfie Joke
as told in Ft Macmurray
How do you get 20 Newfies in a Volkswagen?
Send it to Alberta.
How do you get 20 Newfies in a Volkswagen?
Send it to Alberta.
Jun 28th 2007, 4:40 pm
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Re: Newfie Joke
NEWFIE LOVE POEM
SUSIE TOBIN FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO 'APPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE, MAID,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANODDER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YOUR MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "DERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY DEAR,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR MUDDER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOWS IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.
BUT MUDDER KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU 'APPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU HAIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
SUSIE TOBIN FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO 'APPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE, MAID,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANODDER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YOUR MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "DERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY DEAR,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR MUDDER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOWS IS YOUR 'ALF BRUDDER.
BUT MUDDER KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU 'APPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU HAIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
Jun 29th 2007, 2:23 pm
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Re: Newfie Joke
Got this a while back...
Jun 29th 2007, 7:18 pm
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Re: Newfie Joke
Thought i would share this.
Jun 29th 2007, 11:51 pm
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Jun 30th 2007, 8:32 pm
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Jul 2nd 2007, 3:47 am
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Re: Newfie Joke
Being new here I have to ask - are Newfies looked upon here a bit like the Welsh in the UK?If so they deserve it lol
Just messing (after all I am a paddy!)
Mrs Miggins
Jul 2nd 2007, 6:45 am
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Re: Newfie Joke
TBH, most Newfie jokes don't bother me most of the time - it is all in the telling - but every once in a while I do find my back up. I can get 50 Newfie jokes from family or friends but when I see the myth spread by strangers I come over all defensive - very odd LOL
Jul 4th 2007, 1:14 pm
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