Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Jul 27th 2006, 3:34 am
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Kids.........don't ya just luv em
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
>was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
>
>It was addressed,"Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the
>envelope and read the letter With trembling hands:
>
>Dear Dad,
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
>mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
>nice - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
>clothes.
>
>But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant, and Joan said
>that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as
>she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods
>and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have
>many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams too.
>Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll
>be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
>science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
>deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
>to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
>you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
>Your son,
>John
>
>PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Kevin's house. I
>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
>my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
>
>Call when it is safe for me to come home.
>was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
>
>It was addressed,"Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the
>envelope and read the letter With trembling hands:
>
>Dear Dad,
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
>mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
>nice - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
>clothes.
>
>But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant, and Joan said
>that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as
>she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods
>and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have
>many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams too.
>Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll
>be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
>science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
>deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
>to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
>you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
>Your son,
>John
>
>PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Kevin's house. I
>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
>my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
>
>Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Jul 27th 2006, 3:44 am
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
This could be us in a few years !!!!! :scared:
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Jul 27th 2006, 7:45 am
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by R2D2
Dear Dad, ... Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Jul 27th 2006, 1:34 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by Linda P
This could be us in a few years !!!!! :scared:
Linda
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Jul 27th 2006, 1:56 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
It happens.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:01 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by Souvenir
It happens.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:14 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by Souvenir
It happens.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
Mine was 28 when he married he took his lego with him, said he's going to have kids one day and they'll have it to play with.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:21 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by Hangman
Your son threw out his lego.
Mine was 28 when he married he took his lego with him, said he's going to have kids one day and they'll have it to play with.
Mine was 28 when he married he took his lego with him, said he's going to have kids one day and they'll have it to play with.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:23 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
[QUOTE=Hangman]Mine was 28 when he married he took his lego with him/QUOTE]
28? Dear God! The mere thought makes me want to end it all now.
28? Dear God! The mere thought makes me want to end it all now.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:36 pm
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[QUOTE=Souvenir]
Perhaps I should clarify.
He moved out when he was 23.
We were storing the lego for him.
Originally Posted by Hangman
Mine was 28 when he married he took his lego with him/QUOTE]
28? Dear God! The mere thought makes me want to end it all now.
28? Dear God! The mere thought makes me want to end it all now.
He moved out when he was 23.
We were storing the lego for him.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:42 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
[QUOTE=Hangman]
Sure, sure
Originally Posted by Souvenir
We were storing the lego for him.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:44 pm
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[QUOTE=Souvenir]
Sure, sure
Exactly!!
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
Originally Posted by Hangman
Sure, sure
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
Jul 27th 2006, 2:59 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
[QUOTE=Butch Cassidy]
Exactly!!
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
That goes some way to explaining the existence of Ottawa airport. I had been wondering.........
Originally Posted by Souvenir
Exactly!!
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
Jul 27th 2006, 3:33 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
[QUOTE=Butch Cassidy]
Exactly!!
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
Damn, the jig is up.
Originally Posted by Souvenir
Exactly!!
Steve was still building ATC Towers and 'planes out of the lego right up to the day 'Steve Jr' took it away.
Jul 27th 2006, 5:41 pm
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Re: Kids.........don't ya just luv em
Originally Posted by Souvenir
It happens.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
It was only about a year ago that my stepson threw his lego out. It was only about ten months ago that my wife threw a semi-naked girl out.
