a joke
#527
Re: a joke
In a job interview,
Applicant: One of my main flaws is my frank honesty.
Employer: I don't think that's a flaw.
Applicant: I don't give a shit what you think.
Applicant: One of my main flaws is my frank honesty.
Employer: I don't think that's a flaw.
Applicant: I don't give a shit what you think.
#531
Re: a joke
It's got to have something to do with Adele. She's always banging on about breaking up.
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#538
Re: a joke
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
A. Because they're very good at it.
Q. Why did the diver fall back first into the water?
A. Because if he'd fallen head first he'd fallen into the boat.
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
A. Because they're very good at it.
Q. Why did the diver fall back first into the water?
A. Because if he'd fallen head first he'd fallen into the boat.
#539
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Re: a joke
In the divorce court the judge asks the man "Why do you want this divorce?"
"It's because my wife goes out every night to bars, parties, karaoke and strip-clubs and doesn't get home 'till the wee hours!" the man replies.
"So she gallivants and drinks a lot?" the judge asked.
"Oh! No! she just keeps following me....and it's embarrassing!"
"It's because my wife goes out every night to bars, parties, karaoke and strip-clubs and doesn't get home 'till the wee hours!" the man replies.
"So she gallivants and drinks a lot?" the judge asked.
"Oh! No! she just keeps following me....and it's embarrassing!"