BE invades my dreams
Sep 24th 2014, 2:45 pm
#1
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BE invades my dreams
My husband will be the first to confirm that I have exceptionally weird, f*ed up dreams. Last night was no exception.
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
Sep 24th 2014, 2:47 pm
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Re: BE invades my dreams
My husband will be the first to confirm that I have exceptionally weird, f*ed up dreams. Last night was no exception.
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
Sep 24th 2014, 2:50 pm
#3
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Sep 24th 2014, 2:50 pm
#4
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Re: BE invades my dreams
Seek help.... urgently.
Sep 24th 2014, 2:54 pm
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Re: BE invades my dreams
My husband will be the first to confirm that I have exceptionally weird, f*ed up dreams. Last night was no exception.
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
I dreamt that Gozit ran away and came to Oakville to meet some BE people, so then I met up with him and somehow managed to let his parents know that he was safe and with me, so they came to pick him up. They wanted to take me for dinner as a thanks, so me and Gozit met up with some other people from here (not sure who, but there were others). The restaurant offered a choice of either short ribs or special ribs, so I had the special ribs. They looked a bit strange, but I'm always up for trying new things. Midway through Gozit's mum says that the 'special cut' of meat was a cow's uterus. Gross. Then it turned out that the whole thing was a setup to kidnap me, and that of the two cuts of uterus that were available Gozit had poisoned one but then forgotten which one he'd poisoned, so he wasn't sure if I'd eaten it the poisoned one (as intended) or not. Then I got pissed and beat the crap out of Gozit's mum. Then I woke up.
I r normal, yes?
There is a Hooters Downtown and one near the Airport.
That being said your dream is kind of disturbing on several levels.
1/ This forum is to much of your life
2/ You are clearly a violent and dangerous person
3/ Your body is a temple. I hope you ordered sweet potato fries with those ribs.
Sep 24th 2014, 2:58 pm
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Re: BE invades my dreams
Perhaps it was an attempt to get the powers that be to bring back the site features we're missing?
Sep 24th 2014, 3:08 pm
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Re: BE invades my dreams
I probably wasn't at this restaurant.
There is a Hooters Downtown and one near the Airport.
That being said your dream is kind of disturbing on several levels.
1/ This forum is to much of your life
2/ You are clearly a violent and dangerous person
3/ Your body is a temple. I hope you ordered sweet potato fries with those ribs.
There is a Hooters Downtown and one near the Airport.
That being said your dream is kind of disturbing on several levels.
1/ This forum is to much of your life
2/ You are clearly a violent and dangerous person
3/ Your body is a temple. I hope you ordered sweet potato fries with those ribs.
2/ I'm really not!
3/ Mmmm sweet taters. Maybe I'll order that at the Yard on Friday. Hold the uterus.
I suspect I'm a goner in that case!
Sep 24th 2014, 5:09 pm
#9
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Re: BE invades my dreams
From what I remember of Oakville, pot is quite popular.
Sep 24th 2014, 10:20 pm
#10
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Re: BE invades my dreams
When I first read that I almost spit out my coffee
I don't think I've had any BE related dreams....yet.
Sep 25th 2014, 12:49 am
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Re: BE invades my dreams
Sep 25th 2014, 1:44 am
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Re: BE invades my dreams
Blimey and I thought I had weird dreams!
Sep 25th 2014, 2:25 am
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Re: BE invades my dreams
Dreams are that thing that happen when you sleep right? Huh, between my pregnant indigestion ridden body and my 3yr old need to wake up regularly....I'm not really sure what sleep is...
Aka your dream....lay off cheese and expat right before bedtime
Aka your dream....lay off cheese and expat right before bedtime
