I won a Coconut.
#1
I won a Coconut.
In the build up to the bloody Passport Requests arriving we are continuing to live in our already sold house. At the weekend a nice man from Sky arrived and installed a shiny new Sky + system with all the bells and whistles in add-ons. The people buying our house ordered it, which is nice. Pity we don't have their sky activation card I thought to myself...a bit of investigating revealed the self same card already installed but hidden in a secret compartment. Hmmm I thinks to myself, pity we don't have a suitable power cable.....a short search later reveals that the one from an old radio fits. Thought I should turn it on last night, just to see if it works, and it did, for the entire duration of the Man United v Celtic match
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
#2
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by Stuarty
In the build up to the bloody Passport Requests arriving we are continuing to live in our already sold house. At the weekend a nice man from Sky arrived and installed a shiny new Sky + system with all the bells and whistles in add-ons. The people buying our house ordered it, which is nice. Pity we don't have their sky activation card I thought to myself...a bit of investigating revealed the self same card already installed but hidden in a secret compartment. Hmmm I thinks to myself, pity we don't have a suitable power cable.....a short search later reveals that the one from an old radio fits. Thought I should turn it on last night, just to see if it works, and it did, for the entire duration of the Man United v Celtic match
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
#3
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by Bleech
Can you still order porn by pressing the red button?
#4
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by Stuarty
Not that I am interested in that sort of thing, but maybe I should make sure all the buttons are working
#6
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by koogar
and red being such a lovely colour..........
#7
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by Stuarty
In the build up to the bloody Passport Requests arriving we are continuing to live in our already sold house. At the weekend a nice man from Sky arrived and installed a shiny new Sky + system with all the bells and whistles in add-ons. The people buying our house ordered it, which is nice. Pity we don't have their sky activation card I thought to myself...a bit of investigating revealed the self same card already installed but hidden in a secret compartment. Hmmm I thinks to myself, pity we don't have a suitable power cable.....a short search later reveals that the one from an old radio fits. Thought I should turn it on last night, just to see if it works, and it did, for the entire duration of the Man United v Celtic match
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
They don't seem to have subscribed to the Movie Channels though, wonder if I should give them a call....
#8
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by willmore
You do that they have installed cameras around your house and are watching your every move. Dont be surprised to receive a bill at the end of the month.
#9
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by Stuarty
I will charge them at a pay per view rate, wonder if I can charge them by the minute
#10
Re: I won a Coconut.
Originally Posted by andy_sheila
try charging by the second, that way there will be an outside chance of making a profit