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Old Apr 2nd 2018, 9:45 am
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It just dropped.

Sex for rent: the rogue landlords who offer free rooms in return for ‘favours’
To the unaware, the true meaning of some of the phrases used on the ads for tenants could be missed. Rooms for rent are offered in exchange for “benefits” or “keeping me company”. Others are less subtle – “free accommodation in exchange for an erotic arrangement”.
I'm familiar with the idea of "alternative arrangements" for rent arrears seen in the movies and such, but actually in the ads?

“Free accommodation for attractive female (Central London)” reads one of a selection from Craigslist. “Maisonette share, very low cost, with Dominant strict gentleman S London”, says another posting. “Room available for homeless woman (North London/Essex)”, reads a further ad.

One landlord claims to be a 35-year-old professional, “posting the ad to see if any lady would be interested in free accommodation in exchange for an erotic arrangement”. His ideal tenant would be “an attractive girl. Sex is, of course, what I’m proposing ... but look ... we have to like each other and have some chemistry.”

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Old Apr 2nd 2018, 9:53 am
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Apparently it's not limited to renting.

From lower down the page

Driving instructors 'may offer lessons in return for sex', Netherlands government confirms

The practice, known as 'ride for a ride', has been deemed 'legal but undesirable'
We really need a 'shakes head' Smilie
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Old Apr 2nd 2018, 9:57 am
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Strange thing is, i bet some of these girls are actually happy. Its like the joke below attributed to winston churchill?


“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
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At least you know what you are getting into. I remember many moons ago scouring the Evening Standard for bedsits and I always prefered them rather than have a letchy landlord in a flat share.

Don't we live in a funny world right now...an age of new puritanism where we remove naked portraits from art galleries but can openly barter rooms and driving lessons for sex...parallel parking of a different kind
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What happens with rent a rears :@) oooo misses
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I used to know someone who rarely paid for a mini cab ride with cash.
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Hmm.. I wonder how the rental agreement would be phrased.

So, woman.. or man.. accepts an offer. Moves in rent free and some months down the line decides that the sex has brought about an everlasting headache.

How does the landlord/lady evict? There's no objective criteria that the landlord can use. The tenant is in no monetary arrears and how do you prove that the tenant isn't following the agreement?

And the tenant, how does a tenant prove that the agreement has been complied with where a landlord/lady becomes bored with the arrangement?

And would such an agreement put the landlord/lady open to prosecution for sexual harassment if the tenant said 'No' and continues to say 'No' and would the tenant be open to prosecution for prostitution as a person offering sex for some benefit?

Looks like a can breeding worms to me.
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These ads pop up in Vancouver as well.

Suppose high rent in places like Vancouver and London fuel such ads.
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Originally Posted by uk_grenada
Strange thing is, i bet some of these girls are actually happy. Its like the joke below attributed to winston churchill?


“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
Brilliant!
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