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Jan 26th 2007, 9:59 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their bikes. One turns to the other and says 'I've never come this way before'

(sorry)

There's also...

"2 nuns in a bath, one said to the other "where's the soap" and the other says "yes it does doesn't it"...

Jan 26th 2007, 10:00 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

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Originally Posted by Arris

What's the most crappy joke you know or have been told?

Here's mine...............

Where does a baby ape sleep....................

..................In an apricot

How crap is that

Well it made me laugh

Jan 26th 2007, 10:01 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

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Originally Posted by steve666

There's also...

"2 nuns in a bath, one said to the other "where's the soap" and the other says "yes it does doesn't it"...

How many understand that one?

Not many in my experience (which is why I didnt post it)

Jan 26th 2007, 10:03 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

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Originally Posted by burton bunch

Well it made me laugh

What do you call a sheep tied to a post in rural Wales?
A leisure centre.

Jan 26th 2007, 10:05 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

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What do you call a sheep tied to a post in rural Wales?
A leisure centre.

(I hope for your sake the Welsh on here have a sense of humour

)

Jan 26th 2007, 10:07 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

What has two legs & flies???
A pair of trousers!!!

Jan 26th 2007, 10:07 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

How many understand that one?

Not many in my experience (which is why I didnt post it)

You gotta be kiddin'!!! (well you are...right?)

Hey you people out there, did you understand the joke? If 'yes' purse your lips.

Hey!!! South Park's on the telly! Saddam again with ugly Bob (That's not a joke).

Jan 26th 2007, 10:08 pm

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How do ya get a fat bird into bed???
Piece of cake!!!

Jan 26th 2007, 10:09 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

(I hope for your sake the Welsh on here have a sense of humour

)

I'm half Welsh (the bottom bit) so I don't care.

Jan 26th 2007, 10:13 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

Question : What's got 3 teeth and 29 eyes.

Answer : Front row at a Tom Jones concert.

Jan 26th 2007, 10:15 pm

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Re: Crap jokes

What do you call a man standing in a pile of leaves? - Russell

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? - Cliff

What do you call a sheep with no legs? - cloud

What do you call a deer with no eyes? - No eyedeer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? - still no eyedeer

I could go on but the risk of getting kicked out is too high - why is it I only remember the bad ones?