Cheesy Joke Thread

Old Jul 4th 2006, 8:48 pm
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I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!

What does everyone else think?
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Originally Posted by wilmore
I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!

What does everyone else think?
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You're on to a winner here, this thread could be going for years.......

....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"

The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..

"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"

"Yep"

"Did they chop all your firewood?"

"Yep"

"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
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Originally Posted by wilmore
I think it might be a good idea to start a cheesy joke thread so that all the jokes can be kept in one place and not missed!

What does everyone else think?
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Originally Posted by BC Hopefuls
You're on to a winner here, this thread could be going for years.......

....newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"

The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..

"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"

"Yep"

"Did they chop all your firewood?"

"Yep"

"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
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you're missing an 'L'
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I got one, err, no I haven't it was meant to be cheesy jokes and I only know horrible ones
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
you're missing an 'L'

Trust you to notice first...shhh.....it will be our little secret!
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Who is this fncking imposter?
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Originally Posted by wilmore
Trust you to notice first...shhh.....it will be our little secret!
You have my blessing.
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
You have my blessing.
Your a girl????
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Your a girl????
No sweetie, I'm a woman.
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
No sweetie, I'm a woman.
Even so, women cant give out blessings.
(Your welcome to give me a lot of other things tho' )
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Even so, women cant give out blessings.
(Your welcome to give me a lot of other things tho' )
I'm not a Christian.
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
I'm not a Christian.
So how did you manage to bless the wilmore imposter?
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