Chav jokes!!
Sep 17th 2006, 11:10 pm
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Chav jokes!!
Chav one liners
1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
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1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
Sep 17th 2006, 11:46 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Tooooooo funny lol
Sep 18th 2006, 4:36 am
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by britishvixen21
Chav one liners
Sep 18th 2006, 4:39 am
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Canada2006
What's Canadian for Chav?
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Sep 18th 2006, 5:13 am
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Deer Hunter
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Sep 18th 2006, 12:53 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by burton bunch
Tooooooo funny lol
fortunatly for us migrants I think Chavs are just a British thing.
Sep 18th 2006, 2:46 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
What the heck is a chav? Must be a new term developed after I left the UK!!
Sep 18th 2006, 5:40 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by kingfisher241049
What the heck is a chav? Must be a new term developed after I left the UK!!
That wouldn't be good)Have a look at this link: http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Here's what wikipedia says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
Hope that helps
Sep 18th 2006, 5:57 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Calgal
It is - I had to learn all about them, too - now I 'get it', it's SO funny (so long as you are not affected by them directly I suppose That wouldn't be good)
Have a look at this link: http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Here's what wikipedia says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
Hope that helps
That wouldn't be good)Have a look at this link: http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Here's what wikipedia says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
Hope that helps
Sep 18th 2006, 5:59 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Canada2006
What's Canadian for Chav?
Sep 18th 2006, 6:31 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by kingfisher241049
What the heck is a chav? Must be a new term developed after I left the UK!!
Sep 18th 2006, 6:33 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Try this for size a website about NEDS if your coming to a Glasgow near you, then you can spot them (for your safety)
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
lol
Emma
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
lol
Emma
Sep 18th 2006, 6:40 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Hangman
"Council Housed and Violent" sort of summed it up for me.
Sep 18th 2006, 7:03 pm
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Re: Chav jokes!!
Originally Posted by Calgal
Ahem!! Excuse me sir - I know you'd never believe it - but I was dragged up in a Council House :P
