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Old Sep 13th 2017, 1:39 pm   #1
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What would you like him/her/it to do?

Dear SB, please can you arrange through your subsidiaries Apple Microsoft and Google to ban the following words from the internet, have a word with steve jobs [the guy with the white apple logo on his wings, white coffin and annually changing everything.]

Brexit, religion, politics, and any associated words.

PS i realise this will bankrupt some companies like facebook and twitter, but i think this is a good thing.

PPS Steve says his next phone will have a direct link to you, but you have to change name to Siri, this is not alright...
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Old Sep 13th 2017, 2:08 pm   #2
 
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Dear SB:

Please ban all business jargon, and let me know when I should circle back with you on that so that I can reach out to the team and talk about it offline.

Also, make Nigel Farage vanish into thin air.

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Old Sep 13th 2017, 2:12 pm   #3
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Dear SB could you please explain to all religious fundamentalists that various religious books are just anthologies of made up stories and are not to be followed as a way of life.
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Old Sep 13th 2017, 8:01 pm   #4
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Dear SB!

Can you please dissuade the next IT engineer who plans an "upgrade" (which includes bug fixes, stability improvements & performance enhancements) from doing so.

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Dear SB,
Please advise the series of winning numbers for next euro-millions lottery; - failing that, do I do a Yankee or accumulator on the 2.30 at Doncaster tomorrow?
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Dear SB.

One simple request.

Please cure my elderly cat of the onset of diabetes. He really doesn't need this.

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Dear SB,

Please bring Americans to their senses and have them embrace Bernie Sanders' proposal of Medicare for all. The insanity of insurance companies making huge profits off of people's illnesses has to end. The Europeans and Canadians had it right all along. Thank you!
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Dear SB:

Please can you eradicate cancer and wipe it from the face of the earth.

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Dear SB can you please stop messing about and come down here and sort us out. With the numpties we have chosen as leaders this year, we are this close to destroying the world as you made it. I also wish you to prove that you are indeed ..a woman...
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Please cure my elderly cat of the onset of diabetes. He really doesn't need this.

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...I also wish you to prove that you are indeed ..a woman...
GeniB, I am not sure you have thought this through! Also, surely the SB would be gender neutral?
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Supreme Being would indeed be gender neutral-just as angels are.
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Dear SB ,this is a lot to ask even of you but,could you please tell Mrs.May,Dr.Fox Mr.D.Davis,Bojo & the rest to make it clear to EU nationals in UK & ex-pats.in EU countries just what the real plans are for us all,so that we can know what the heck is to happen post Brexit.
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