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Old Oct 15th 2005, 5:33 am   #61
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whats that suppose to mean?
You gonna kicked me out cuz I wanna be an agent?
drink some beer... and let the wife give you some head
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Old Oct 15th 2005, 5:37 am   #62
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whats that suppose to mean?
You gonna kicked me out cuz I wanna be an agent?
drink some beer... and let the wife give you some head

dude. I respect you for want to be an agent.

go to college, get a degree (In business Administration / contract law or something) .
get a proper job, and work on this on the side.
I'm not saying it's impossible. But do it right, don't break FIFA's rules about residency requirements, no-one will take you seriously as a 22 year old.
as a 35 year old with a BA in Law, and commanding respect in the community sure......

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Old Oct 15th 2005, 5:48 am   #63
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dude. I respect you for want to be an agent.

go to college, get a degree (In business Administration / contract law or something) .
get a proper job, and work on this on the side.
I'm not saying it's impossible. But do it right, don't break FIFA's rules about residency requirements, no-one will take you seriously as a 22 year old.
as a 35 year old with a BA in Law, and commanding respect in the community sure......

I wanna be a pilot. always have.
i am currently doing Sports management...
I have bought africanfootballers.com its under construction, registered a sporting agency based in London and I am working with a licence holder..only thing that held me back was I couldn't travel atfirst even in London i couldn't travel but now that i am good things will fall into place.
Got friends that play for Minnesota Thunder..
Friends in Norway, Sweden, England... got some contacts with scouts in U.K its not as hard as it sounds... once you got a true talents the rest always falls into place...
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Old Oct 15th 2005, 6:44 am   #64
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Have Liberia ever won anything?

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i am currently doing Sports management...
I have bought africanfootballers.com its under construction, registered a sporting agency based in London and I am working with a licence holder..only thing that held me back was I couldn't travel atfirst even in London i couldn't travel but now that i am good things will fall into place.
Got friends that play for Minnesota Thunder..
Friends in Norway, Sweden, England... got some contacts with scouts in U.K its not as hard as it sounds... once you got a true talents the rest always falls into place...
as an aside if you want to be an agent in the UK you have to put down a £100k bond.
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Old Oct 15th 2005, 7:35 am   #66
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Have Liberia ever won anything?
As a team nothing to shout about...
As individuals players yep!
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I'm a State Farm Agent.

but at least that's one agent between us eh?

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Old Oct 15th 2005, 7:09 pm   #68
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Most agents either have some years of experience in law or have spent a lot of time in the business of football (coach, player and the like) you're just some twat who woke up one day and decided it sounded like a cool job. You have about as much chance of being an agent as I have of getting knighted.
Well said Sir Tony!!
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Old Oct 16th 2005, 4:37 am   #69
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As a team nothing to shout about...
As individuals players yep!
If I was a club chairman I would have problems buying ANY player from a war-torn country.

They're all very suspect defending corner kicks.
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Old Oct 16th 2005, 5:32 am   #70
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If I was a club chairman I would have problems buying ANY player from a war-torn country.

They're all very suspect defending corner kicks.
lol.. what do you mean?
What would you say about Drogba, Toure etc?
Are they suspects?
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Old Oct 16th 2005, 7:36 am   #72
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lol.. what do you mean?
I mean suspect as in not reliable.

e.g. A corner is taken .......

The goalkeeper roars, "MINE!"

They'd all be diving for cover whilst the opposition gets a free header!

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Old Oct 16th 2005, 8:10 am   #73
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I mean suspect as in not reliable.

e.g. A corner is taken .......

The goalkeeper roars, "MINE!"

They'd all be diving for cover whilst the opposition gets a free header!

lol... lol...
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oh sorry my mistake, I meant Bryan Giggs, the welder from Skelmersdale, he plays for Prescott in the East Lancs Sunday League.

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My vote for
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Absolute quality and PMSL every time i go back and read it!!
there's a thread in the lounge for classics such as this called post of the day, do a search and put it up...
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