are we missing val :-)
#34
Re: are we missing val :-)
Oh yes? So why the spoon and pockets full of soil eh? The tell-tale missing legs from the chairs? The suspicious singing of "Cor blimey Mum, I miss your puddings" when the guards come round? You can't fool me Ewood 666. You are the Devil. You have lifted her skirts already.
#35
Re: are we missing val :-)
Oh yes? So why the spoon and pockets full of soil eh? The tell-tale missing legs from the chairs? The suspicious singing of "Cor blimey Mum, I miss your puddings" when the guards come round? You can't fool me Ewood 666. You are the Devil. You have lifted her skirts already.
#36
Re: are we missing val :-)
You bunch of Old Buggers you!
Ewood, you snowed up m8? saw some glorious pics of Gloucestershire with folk all out playing in the snow. You been skiing to work or what?
Tres, volunteers or not, you would be top of the list as a skirt-lifter. (yikes, the k is awfully near the h, I nearly missed it! Could have caused an International Incident there between Sheffield and Devon ...........)
Ka Ora, we had a tornado off Cornwall the other day, that will have to do for now. Oi, wait a minute, I just got that - you mean a hurricane will be caused by my skirts being lifted? Cheeky beggar, got a feeling you're calling me fat! Oh well, been called worse!
CB honey, where ya been? Had a horrid feeling you might be cryogenically challenged in some crevasse, white van and all, like something off Vertical Limit ............
I'm knackered tonight, as the flippin car battery went flat - haven't driven it for a week now, and it just died. Nearly killed meself with jump leads, and can't tell red from black in the dark so decided it was safer to push it and bump it, but I kept slipping on the ice. Hm, yeah right, ended in the hedge.
Happy Thursday to all.
Ewood, you snowed up m8? saw some glorious pics of Gloucestershire with folk all out playing in the snow. You been skiing to work or what?
Tres, volunteers or not, you would be top of the list as a skirt-lifter. (yikes, the k is awfully near the h, I nearly missed it! Could have caused an International Incident there between Sheffield and Devon ...........)
Ka Ora, we had a tornado off Cornwall the other day, that will have to do for now. Oi, wait a minute, I just got that - you mean a hurricane will be caused by my skirts being lifted? Cheeky beggar, got a feeling you're calling me fat! Oh well, been called worse!
CB honey, where ya been? Had a horrid feeling you might be cryogenically challenged in some crevasse, white van and all, like something off Vertical Limit ............
I'm knackered tonight, as the flippin car battery went flat - haven't driven it for a week now, and it just died. Nearly killed meself with jump leads, and can't tell red from black in the dark so decided it was safer to push it and bump it, but I kept slipping on the ice. Hm, yeah right, ended in the hedge.
Happy Thursday to all.
#37
Re: are we missing val :-)
You bunch of Old Buggers you!
Ewood, you snowed up m8? saw some glorious pics of Gloucestershire with folk all out playing in the snow. You been skiing to work or what?
Tres, volunteers or not, you would be top of the list as a skirt-lifter. (yikes, the k is awfully near the h, I nearly missed it! Could have caused an International Incident there between Sheffield and Devon ...........)
Ka Ora, we had a tornado off Cornwall the other day, that will have to do for now. Oi, wait a minute, I just got that - you mean a hurricane will be caused by my skirts being lifted? Cheeky beggar, got a feeling you're calling me fat! Oh well, been called worse!
CB honey, where ya been? Had a horrid feeling you might be cryogenically challenged in some crevasse, white van and all, like something off Vertical Limit ............
I'm knackered tonight, as the flippin car battery went flat - haven't driven it for a week now, and it just died. Nearly killed meself with jump leads, and can't tell red from black in the dark so decided it was safer to push it and bump it, but I kept slipping on the ice. Hm, yeah right, ended in the hedge.
Happy Thursday to all.
Ewood, you snowed up m8? saw some glorious pics of Gloucestershire with folk all out playing in the snow. You been skiing to work or what?
Tres, volunteers or not, you would be top of the list as a skirt-lifter. (yikes, the k is awfully near the h, I nearly missed it! Could have caused an International Incident there between Sheffield and Devon ...........)
Ka Ora, we had a tornado off Cornwall the other day, that will have to do for now. Oi, wait a minute, I just got that - you mean a hurricane will be caused by my skirts being lifted? Cheeky beggar, got a feeling you're calling me fat! Oh well, been called worse!
CB honey, where ya been? Had a horrid feeling you might be cryogenically challenged in some crevasse, white van and all, like something off Vertical Limit ............
I'm knackered tonight, as the flippin car battery went flat - haven't driven it for a week now, and it just died. Nearly killed meself with jump leads, and can't tell red from black in the dark so decided it was safer to push it and bump it, but I kept slipping on the ice. Hm, yeah right, ended in the hedge.
Happy Thursday to all.
#38
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 10,551
Re: are we missing val :-)
Taxi......
#42
Re: are we missing val :-)
There's something about your situations, Andy, that remind me of Frank Spencer/Michael Crawford
http://www.tvscoop.tv/frankspencer.jpg
http://www.tvscoop.tv/frankspencer.jpg
Just heard from my cousin in Oxford who says she is snowed up and can't get to work. Down here it is just piddling with rain as usual.
Can we all bunch together and send Val some electronic flowers or something?
#43
Re: are we missing val :-)
Crikey, he's even got me hat on .............. that's scary.
Just heard from my cousin in Oxford who says she is snowed up and can't get to work. Down here it is just piddling with rain as usual.
Can we all bunch together and send Val some electronic flowers or something?
Just heard from my cousin in Oxford who says she is snowed up and can't get to work. Down here it is just piddling with rain as usual.
Can we all bunch together and send Val some electronic flowers or something?
#44
Re: are we missing val :-)
Cheap too, and no hay fever
#45
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Re: are we missing val :-)
sorry to be so obscure, but I don't dare mention the actual names of the providers....