'tis the Bloto season .....
Nov 23rd 2008, 8:59 pm
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Nov 23rd 2008, 9:03 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
Val, BE will be two members down soon - Tres and I will "pun" each other to death at 200 miles rather than 20 paces, think that's how far he is away from Devon anyway ......
Now wouldn't that be a nice quiet life for you?
Now wouldn't that be a nice quiet life for you?
Nov 24th 2008, 4:10 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
Talking of lotto's as we were, just saw first Bunch of Christmas Drunks outside Tesco's whilst shopping today - getting ready for the Blotto season. I was hoping someone would pelt em with turkey legs.
Oh I miss France! Never saw such stuff over there in the car park at Intermarche, just the bloke from the mairie dressed up as a Funny Chicken, surrounded by sweet little kids ............. (sigh)
So different here now, and reading the lovely descriptions of people having fun in the villages for loto made me homesick for Lot.
Happy Sunday to all.
Oh I miss France! Never saw such stuff over there in the car park at Intermarche, just the bloke from the mairie dressed up as a Funny Chicken, surrounded by sweet little kids ............. (sigh)
So different here now, and reading the lovely descriptions of people having fun in the villages for loto made me homesick for Lot.
Happy Sunday to all.
Nov 24th 2008, 4:59 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
Am glad you did that ewood. I shall keep a dignified silence.
Some nasty people would say it can't be because there is no empty Jack Daniels bottle on the floor, but I am far too nice to even suggest such a thing.
Some nasty people would say it can't be because there is no empty Jack Daniels bottle on the floor, but I am far too nice to even suggest such a thing.
Nov 24th 2008, 5:43 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
At least this has clothes on it, and I'll have you know I am a very responsible drinker, I always recycle the empties ............. all 185 of em, every month.
Nov 24th 2008, 7:38 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
Is there any significance in the number 185?? Number of blokes you've kneed in the nuts perhaps??
Nov 24th 2008, 8:18 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
I would never stoop so low - and at 5ft 3 I'd be kneeing em in the big toe anyway ........
If violence becomes the only answer (as it often does when people keep posting dodgy pics of me on here
) I would prefer a fair fight as in pistols at dawn. Well, not dawn cos I don't believe in mornings, and not pistols cos I only like really big guns like an AK47 or something, so perhaps we just do it the old fashioned way, back to back, walk 20 paces, turn, and fling insults and mud at each other till one of us dies, collapses in fits of laughter, or gets dragged shopping by the OH? Much more civilised I always think ........... Now where's my partner in crime for a threesome of Trading Insults and Intellectual Mud Slinging, Tres where art thou?
Nov 24th 2008, 9:09 pm
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Re: 'tis the Bloto season .....
I would never stoop so low - and at 5ft 3 I'd be kneeing em in the big toe anyway ........
If violence becomes the only answer (as it often does when people keep posting dodgy pics of me on here
) I would prefer a fair fight as in pistols at dawn. Well, not dawn cos I don't believe in mornings, and not pistols cos I only like really big guns like an AK47 or something, so perhaps we just do it the old fashioned way, back to back, walk 20 paces, turn, and fling insults and mud at each other till one of us dies, collapses in fits of laughter, or gets dragged shopping by the OH? Much more civilised I always think ........... Now where's my partner in crime for a threesome of Trading Insults and Intellectual Mud Slinging, Tres where art thou?
