EURO rate
#91
Re: EURO rate
Now now Stan, no New Man would dare admit a total clueless attitude towards Women's Knickers.
I had a dreadful girlfriend when I was young, the sort that will be buried in a Y shaped coffin, and she had those auto up and down cords you get on austrian blinds on hers! We called her "Ever Ready Rachel"
How are you today? Sunning yourself on some French Terrace no doubt, sipping Newcastle Brown ...........
I had a dreadful girlfriend when I was young, the sort that will be buried in a Y shaped coffin, and she had those auto up and down cords you get on austrian blinds on hers! We called her "Ever Ready Rachel"
How are you today? Sunning yourself on some French Terrace no doubt, sipping Newcastle Brown ...........
#92
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
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Oh, bearing down I suppose, it's piddling with rain, blowing a gale and I've got Peter Mandelson on the TV. What could be better? What about yourself? Sunny Portugal showing up Old Blighty once again I suppose, you lucky girl!!!
Sipping Portuguese brandy on some sun drenched terrace sure beats the hell out of this place I can tell you. If you aint drunk or dead, Britain has little to offer.
Suppose I do have Killer Tomatoes Eat France on Zone Horror later on to look forward to. Can't make up me mind between that or a Steven Seagal film ....
Sipping Portuguese brandy on some sun drenched terrace sure beats the hell out of this place I can tell you. If you aint drunk or dead, Britain has little to offer.
Suppose I do have Killer Tomatoes Eat France on Zone Horror later on to look forward to. Can't make up me mind between that or a Steven Seagal film ....
I wont depress you further by telling you about the weather,anyone looking at Peter doesn't deserve further torture in my opinion.
I think Killer toms has the edge on Steven,pretty fit tho (for a wife beater)
I've been trying to paint the bedroom,but I'm not in the mood,so had a sneak on the old forum,I'm thinking I am the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust in Portugal,they're all bloody dead I'm sure of it
So apart from a few subtle desires to stick hubs 7 iron up his arse and thwacking him about the head with a disused treetrunk for playing too much golf,and not helping me decorate,things are pretty alright really
#93
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Lawks, my rose-tinted view of Mr Seagal as a butt-kicking super hero just nosedived. Was he really a wife beater? Perhaps we should lock him and Old Pete up together in the Pink Padded Cell
#94
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Blimey Cleri, you're brave, you mean you let A Man do painting? Asking for major grief that is, my ex was more use clipping his toenails than using a chainsaw - I used to have to tie him up when trees needed lopping ................ should have encouraged him to clip his toenails (and hair) with a chainsaw - that might have worked.
#95
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
Re: EURO rate
Well,I read that he used to beat up whatshername...Kelly Lebrok?,2nd wife anyways........but then i do read some shite
#96
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
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Blimey Cleri, you're brave, you mean you let A Man do painting? Asking for major grief that is, my ex was more use clipping his toenails than using a chainsaw - I used to have to tie him up when trees needed lopping ................ should have encouraged him to clip his toenails (and hair) with a chainsaw - that might have worked.
#97
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LMAO, only useful thing about Guides was learning to tie knots - I have put that to good use, along with the sewing skills to be able to make fur covered handcuffs
So you are decorating, are you? Well, hope you are better than these guys:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
So you are decorating, are you? Well, hope you are better than these guys:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
#98
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
Re: EURO rate
LMAO, only useful thing about Guides was learning to tie knots - I have put that to good use, along with the sewing skills to be able to make fur covered handcuffs
So you are decorating, are you? Well, hope you are better than these guys:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
So you are decorating, are you? Well, hope you are better than these guys:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x8kml-afs
Yes,I do like furry wrist warmers myself (remind me to PM you about the knots )
truth is, I am renovating my house,and do not let hub anywhere near anything,it's far better for my sanity,plus he's a useless git at anything like that,suprised he's not in that film.
He has done the classic "painting above lounge window on the outside of the house,and fell thru it" luckily that was with wife number 1
#99
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Re: EURO rate
Now now Stan, no New Man would dare admit a total clueless attitude towards Women's Knickers.
I had a dreadful girlfriend when I was young, the sort that will be buried in a Y shaped coffin, and she had those auto up and down cords you get on austrian blinds on hers! We called her "Ever Ready Rachel"
How are you today? Sunning yourself on some French Terrace no doubt, sipping Newcastle Brown ...........
I had a dreadful girlfriend when I was young, the sort that will be buried in a Y shaped coffin, and she had those auto up and down cords you get on austrian blinds on hers! We called her "Ever Ready Rachel"
How are you today? Sunning yourself on some French Terrace no doubt, sipping Newcastle Brown ...........
To me you talk a funny way (NEW MAN) what the h--- is one of those.
Neke Brown No way, told you before Armagnac.
#100
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Aw Stan, you don't know what A New Man is?
This is a rare breed indeed, supposed to have a right brain as well as a left one, can change a nappy (even their own), regularly gets in touch with his feelings (we won't go into that), does the shopping (oh gawd no, trolley full of crap and useless widgets), blubbs at Watership Down with the best of em, (and then eats the pie), and is happy to let the woman choose a holiday destination that doesn't involve Thailand, Brasilians (women, not bikinis), Football, motor racing, Mad Dangerous Sports or anywhere in Amsterdam.
Give me an old fashioned Lumberjack any day of the week.
This is a rare breed indeed, supposed to have a right brain as well as a left one, can change a nappy (even their own), regularly gets in touch with his feelings (we won't go into that), does the shopping (oh gawd no, trolley full of crap and useless widgets), blubbs at Watership Down with the best of em, (and then eats the pie), and is happy to let the woman choose a holiday destination that doesn't involve Thailand, Brasilians (women, not bikinis), Football, motor racing, Mad Dangerous Sports or anywhere in Amsterdam.
Give me an old fashioned Lumberjack any day of the week.
#101
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" Give me an old fashioned Lumberjack any day of the week."
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who knows what his ch..... is for????? oops
#102
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Re: EURO rate
Aw Stan, you don't know what A New Man is?
This is a rare breed indeed, supposed to have a right brain as well as a left one, can change a nappy (even their own), regularly gets in touch with his feelings (we won't go into that), does the shopping (oh gawd no, trolley full of crap and useless widgets), blubbs at Watership Down with the best of em, (and then eats the pie), and is happy to let the woman choose a holiday destination that doesn't involve Thailand, Brasilians (women, not bikinis), Football, motor racing, Mad Dangerous Sports or anywhere in Amsterdam.
Give me an old fashioned Lumberjack any day of the week.
This is a rare breed indeed, supposed to have a right brain as well as a left one, can change a nappy (even their own), regularly gets in touch with his feelings (we won't go into that), does the shopping (oh gawd no, trolley full of crap and useless widgets), blubbs at Watership Down with the best of em, (and then eats the pie), and is happy to let the woman choose a holiday destination that doesn't involve Thailand, Brasilians (women, not bikinis), Football, motor racing, Mad Dangerous Sports or anywhere in Amsterdam.
Give me an old fashioned Lumberjack any day of the week.
Well i tell you one thing for nort, thats not a a man from the North ,
More like a Southern Git.