Chainsaw thread
#91
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,987
Re: Chainsaw thread
So which one's you then Ewood? Nice riffing on the arpeggio's BTW!
#92
Re: Chainsaw thread
the bassist is my eldest. not that he tells us much if anything about what he gets up to! When he lived at home, used to drive me potty, noodling on an unplugged bass, all those thwacks and buzzes (no bass notes you can hear)
#93
Re: Chainsaw thread
Hey what about a BE band then? Gav can play the Plastic Pipe Tres Forte, Stu the Strummer on his chainsaw carved guitar, Cleri can add saucy glamour by twanging her bra straps and I'll use chainsaws as drumsticks and do a Phil Collins impression, and Tres can provide percussion by shaking his Smartie tubes - and of course, we will have Ewood as our Publicity Manager to drum up some interest by making Dead Dodgy YouTube clips of us all performing, and we could come and practise VERY noisily in Gav's flat and when the walls and floors and ceiling are shaking, his Old Bat of a neighbour will move out!
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
#94
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
Re: Chainsaw thread
Hey what about a BE band then? Gav can play the Plastic Pipe Tres Forte, Stu the Strummer on his chainsaw carved guitar, Cleri can add saucy glamour by twanging her bra straps and I'll use chainsaws as drumsticks and do a Phil Collins impression, and Tres can provide percussion by shaking his Smartie tubes - and of course, we will have Ewood as our Publicity Manager to drum up some interest by making Dead Dodgy YouTube clips of us all performing, and we could come and practise VERY noisily in Gav's flat and when the walls and floors and ceiling are shaking, his Old Bat of a neighbour will move out!
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
#96
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,987
Re: Chainsaw thread
Hey what about a BE band then? Gav can play the Plastic Pipe Tres Forte, Stu the Strummer on his chainsaw carved guitar, Cleri can add saucy glamour by twanging her bra straps and I'll use chainsaws as drumsticks and do a Phil Collins impression, and Tres can provide percussion by shaking his Smartie tubes - and of course, we will have Ewood as our Publicity Manager to drum up some interest by making Dead Dodgy YouTube clips of us all performing, and we could come and practise VERY noisily in Gav's flat and when the walls and floors and ceiling are shaking, his Old Bat of a neighbour will move out!
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
Now, all we need is Matron Val in a sexy nurse outfit as Backing Vocals and Ka Ora doing an Axel Rose lead singer impression armed with his AK47's to add a touch of brooding macho flair and we have a blood-curdling, spine-chilling, note-missing line-up to die for.
If Old Stan hadn't got the chop we could have had him on the keyboard, but he probably only knew The Death March and may have been better on the trumpet to give vent to all that hot air ..................
#99
Re: Chainsaw thread
Didn't appreciate SSS at the time, i was a little too po faced about music then.
Found an old vinyl copy of their album a couple of years ago, ideal Xmas present for my BIL