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Old Nov 26th 2008, 8:43 pm
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Originally Posted by val50
before or after he got suspended
bit unfair during, he'd probably be short of breath
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 8:44 pm
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On that note I shall follow that nice nurse before things get nasty. I'm off to bed. Well no, I'm off out actually but didn't want to seem rude.
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On that note I shall follow that nice nurse before things get nasty. I'm off to bed. Well no, I'm off out actually but didn't want to seem rude.
The key is in the usual place
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 8:51 pm
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that chastity belt must be killing you
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that chastity belt must be killing you
I know.....hope he wont be long....France to Port...whatdya reckon?
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 8:57 pm
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I know.....hope he wont be long....France to Port...whatdya reckon?

erm..... keep up petal, Tres is back in UK now
I think he's missed the last ferrytoo, then he
has to hitch down from Calais (you know what
these northern blokes are like)
so reckon you might be in for a long wait tonight
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 8:58 pm
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Chastity belt! Can one still get those?

I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman?

And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned.

Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope?
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 9:01 pm
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Thanks Cleri, that was something else
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 9:04 pm
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Thanks Cleri, that was something else

Bloody quick too! I know its cold out, but blimey.....
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Bloody quick too! I know its cold out, but blimey.....

you two are starting to sound like Batman and Robin
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 9:06 pm
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Chastity belt! Can one still get those?

I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman?

And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned.

Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope?
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Thanks Cleri, that was something else
Same time tomorrow
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Old Nov 26th 2008, 9:07 pm
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Originally Posted by val50
you two are starting to sound like Batman and Robin
(or Morecambe and Wise)
Little and Large?
French and Saunders?


but not, repeat not, Brand and Ross
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Old Nov 27th 2008, 8:47 am
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Off to finish this later, when I get up off the floor after Andi's chastity belt story....
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Old Nov 27th 2008, 9:26 am
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Hi stu, is this why blokes originally learn to play guitar?

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