Chainsaw thread
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Re: Chainsaw thread
On that note I shall follow that nice nurse before things get nasty. I'm off to bed. Well no, I'm off out actually but didn't want to seem rude.
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Re: Chainsaw thread
erm..... keep up petal, Tres is back in UK now
I think he's missed the last ferrytoo, then he
has to hitch down from Calais (you know what
these northern blokes are like)
so reckon you might be in for a long wait tonight
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Chastity belt! Can one still get those?
I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman?
And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned.
Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope?
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Chastity belt! Can one still get those?
I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman?
And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned.
Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope?
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Off to finish this later, when I get up off the floor after Andi's chastity belt story....