Chainsaw thread
Nov 26th 2008, 7:40 pm
#31
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Methinks the Headless Bloke had not been on the HSE course KO. Or perhaps he HAD, as technically speaking, if he intended to top hisself, he succeeded.
Presumably, it's also the kinetic energy that helps chainsaws allow themselves to be juggled - rev before you throw it, it's own KE will keep it going and even help to turn it till you catch it (hopefully by the handle).
And in the next lesson, Ka Ora is going to teach us to sling-shot one round the moon
And don't ask what lesson 3 is, but his Beautiful Assistant, the Mischeivous and Mysterious Cleri, suitably attired in chain(saw) mail outfit consisting of mini skirt and matching crop top, with high heels made of melted chainsaws, will assist (the bare midriff might give you a clue as to the trick he's going to pull )
Presumably, it's also the kinetic energy that helps chainsaws allow themselves to be juggled - rev before you throw it, it's own KE will keep it going and even help to turn it till you catch it (hopefully by the handle).
And in the next lesson, Ka Ora is going to teach us to sling-shot one round the moon
And don't ask what lesson 3 is, but his Beautiful Assistant, the Mischeivous and Mysterious Cleri, suitably attired in chain(saw) mail outfit consisting of mini skirt and matching crop top, with high heels made of melted chainsaws, will assist (the bare midriff might give you a clue as to the trick he's going to pull )
Nov 26th 2008, 7:51 pm
#32
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Methinks the Headless Bloke had not been on the HSE course KO. Or perhaps he HAD, as technically speaking, if he intended to top hisself, he succeeded.
Presumably, it's also the kinetic energy that helps chainsaws allow themselves to be juggled - rev before you throw it, it's own KE will keep it going and even help to turn it till you catch it (hopefully by the handle).
And in the next lesson, Ka Ora is going to teach us to sling-shot one round the moon
And don't ask what lesson 3 is, but his Beautiful Assistant, the Mischeivous and Mysterious Cleri, suitably attired in chain(saw) mail outfit consisting of mini skirt and matching crop top, with high heels made of melted chainsaws, will assist (the bare midriff might give you a clue as to the trick he's going to pull )
Presumably, it's also the kinetic energy that helps chainsaws allow themselves to be juggled - rev before you throw it, it's own KE will keep it going and even help to turn it till you catch it (hopefully by the handle).
And in the next lesson, Ka Ora is going to teach us to sling-shot one round the moon
And don't ask what lesson 3 is, but his Beautiful Assistant, the Mischeivous and Mysterious Cleri, suitably attired in chain(saw) mail outfit consisting of mini skirt and matching crop top, with high heels made of melted chainsaws, will assist (the bare midriff might give you a clue as to the trick he's going to pull )
Nov 26th 2008, 7:59 pm
#36
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Re: Chainsaw thread
That image should get em all going in here sweetie
You wait till Mr KO Macho reads that, should make his mercury rise ...... or it might even blow up his Apple Mac ...............
Nov 26th 2008, 8:00 pm
#39
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Nov 26th 2008, 8:03 pm
#41
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Oh dear, I forgot rule 1 in the evolutionary scale - Men Are Visual Animals - and I failed dismally by only providing a written description - fraid you will have to use your imagination m8 - I have no intention competing with your wondrous ability to find Dead Dodgy Images - you must hold the record for deletions
Nov 26th 2008, 8:04 pm
#42
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Oh dear, I forgot rule 1 in the evolutionary scale - Men Are Visual Animals - and I failed dismally by only providing a written description - fraid you will have to use your imagination m8 - I have no intention competing with your wondrous ability to find Dead Dodgy Images - you must hold the record for deletions
Nov 26th 2008, 8:06 pm
#43
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Oh dear, I forgot rule 1 in the evolutionary scale - Men Are Visual Animals - and I failed dismally by only providing a written description - fraid you will have to use your imagination m8 - I have no intention competing with your wondrous ability to find Dead Dodgy Images - you must hold the record for deletions
Nov 26th 2008, 8:19 pm
#44
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Did you see that programme the other night, called "How Mad Are You"? Panel of highly qualified psycho whatsit people, degrees in "ologies" comin out of every orifice, all interviewing folk and then they had to guess what was wrong with them.
Needless to say they chose the Fat Woman as having been anorexic (which she wasn't), failed to identify a calm, laid back bloke as having Social Anxiety, (which he wasn't) and then went on to confess one of THEM was a manic depressive with bipolar disorder.
Gives you confidence in the system or what?
Nov 26th 2008, 8:21 pm
#45
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Re: Chainsaw thread
I don't want to upset matron...so just a taster 