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Old Jun 29th 2017, 6:27 pm   #256
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A man says to his wife, "Cherie, why is it you never tell me when you're experiencing an orgasm?"
The wife replies, "Simply because you've forbidden me to call you when you're at the office!"
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Old Jun 30th 2017, 7:33 am   #257
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Your smile for today ...........................

Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear.
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Sorry mate -


"What she really said was: 666136429."
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Old Jun 30th 2017, 1:06 pm   #258
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Having lived & worked in Hong Kong for several years, I can relate to that.
Which reminds me........
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers all changed their names to seem more American. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. As for Fu - he got sent back to China!
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I note it's been very quiet on the French forums lately. Time to liven things up......

A young couple having just been married, are about to spend their first night together.
The man says “There’s something I must confess to you. I’m hung like a baby!"
Hugely disappointed to hear this, his bride puts on a bright face and says "But sex isn’t the most important thing. Love is what makes marriage special.”
Hearing this the husband takes off his trousers and pants - and suddenly the woman faints. When she recovers she says “What the hell was that? You said you were hung like a baby!”
"I am", her husband replies, "8 pounds 21 inches!"
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I saw this in a restaurant in France last week.
What else do you think it could be?

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I saw this in a restaurant in France last week.
What else do you think it could be?

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The mind boggles........
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