Im_and_Er

You're getting the hang of the place then

loy loy

I reached the stage, this weekend, where the locals shake my hand when I enter the bar now

Just need to find some words to talk now.

I did manage to ask where the local Rugby match was (poster on the wall) but couldn't understand the reply

Tweedpipe

Just wait until they kiss you on the cheeks, then you know you've made it - you're in.
Then later, the face.......

jonkemp

You know you are in when the local chasse turn up with a bag of meat for you.

loy loy