Weird.................
Feb 17th 2014, 11:47 pm
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Weird.................
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
Feb 17th 2014, 11:52 pm
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Re: Weird.................
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
Feb 17th 2014, 11:53 pm
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Re: Weird.................
Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.
Feb 17th 2014, 11:56 pm
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Feb 18th 2014, 12:57 am
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Re: Weird.................
It's kind of funny... but I can imagine it must have been quite shocking for you and your daughter.
It's a shame you didn't get his rego number as what he did was illegal.
Any man who depilates should be arrested imo.
It's a shame you didn't get his rego number as what he did was illegal.
Any man who depilates should be arrested imo.
Feb 18th 2014, 1:08 am
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Re: Weird.................
I live in a small U shaped apartment block.
I was walking through the hallway...about lunchtime Sunday when I saw a girl walk up and approach the main doorway of the other half of the block. Hadn't seen here before and expected her to ring the buzzer. But no, she squats down, probably wasn't wearing any knickers, then proceeded to take a giant leak on the steps of the front door!
And people wonder why we're selling!
I raced out onto the balcony to give her an earful but she was fairly typical of the drug addled zombies that roam the streets...she couldn't care less, just told me it was a 'free leak'!
Caroline's story is better though...so how enormous is enormous!??
I was walking through the hallway...about lunchtime Sunday when I saw a girl walk up and approach the main doorway of the other half of the block. Hadn't seen here before and expected her to ring the buzzer. But no, she squats down, probably wasn't wearing any knickers, then proceeded to take a giant leak on the steps of the front door!
And people wonder why we're selling!
I raced out onto the balcony to give her an earful but she was fairly typical of the drug addled zombies that roam the streets...she couldn't care less, just told me it was a 'free leak'!
Caroline's story is better though...so how enormous is enormous!??
Feb 18th 2014, 1:17 am
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Re: Weird.................
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!
My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
Probably did it for a bet.
Feb 18th 2014, 1:19 am
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And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.
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Feb 18th 2014, 1:33 am
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Feb 18th 2014, 1:49 am
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LOL...I expect Comm....sorry berserk to comment shortly!
Feb 18th 2014, 2:22 am
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10:45 huh??
