Advice column
#1
221b Baker Street
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Advice column
I think we should have an "agony aunt" sort of thing in B.E.
Here is an offer to start it rolling.
Here is an offer to start it rolling.
#2
Re: Advice column
I have a problem
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
#3
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Re: Advice column
I have a problem
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
#4
Re: Advice column
I have a problem
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
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#5
Re: Advice column
Reckon the yanks predicted an australian tsunami coz they know the truth and the govt is denying it coz they dont want us all to panic and rush to the centre of oz coz the country will simply fall in on itself if we all did that... Its living on the edge that keeps it stable you know
#6
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.........Reckon the yanks predicted an australian tsunami coz they know the truth and the govt is denying it coz they dont want us all to panic and rush to the centre of oz coz the country will simply fall in on itself if we all did that... Its living on the edge that keeps it stable you know
#9
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Wonder whether Pyrex is called PIe Rex coz its the king of pie making equipment?
#11
Re: Advice column
I have a problem
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
#12
221b Baker Street
Thread Starter
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Posts: 14,125
Re: Advice column
I have a problem
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
I gotta bestest mate, but then me kid and his kid tried to be funny with each other and no one was laughing and then Me best mate ignored me on FB and I ignored him on here and then i spat my dummy and he threw his rattle out of his pram....
Can you untwist our knickers for us????
#13
Re: Advice column
Dear Deidre,
I have a problem I was hoping you could help with, I was led to believe that nuclear power was safe these days so have built some of those there fancy reactors.
The issue being that since we had a bit of earthmoving we have lost power and can't cool some of our reactors down.
I am beginning to think investing in the windmills and solar power might have been the go.
Advice ASAP please, SAE enclosed.
Sincerely,
Dave.
I have a problem I was hoping you could help with, I was led to believe that nuclear power was safe these days so have built some of those there fancy reactors.
The issue being that since we had a bit of earthmoving we have lost power and can't cool some of our reactors down.
I am beginning to think investing in the windmills and solar power might have been the go.
Advice ASAP please, SAE enclosed.
Sincerely,
Dave.
#14
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Dear Deidre,
I have a problem I was hoping you could help with, I was led to believe that nuclear power was safe these days so have built some of those there fancy reactors.
The issue being that since we had a bit of earthmoving we have lost power and can't cool some of our reactors down.
I am beginning to think investing in the windmills and solar power might have been the go.
Advice ASAP please, SAE enclosed.
Sincerely,
Dave.
I have a problem I was hoping you could help with, I was led to believe that nuclear power was safe these days so have built some of those there fancy reactors.
The issue being that since we had a bit of earthmoving we have lost power and can't cool some of our reactors down.
I am beginning to think investing in the windmills and solar power might have been the go.
Advice ASAP please, SAE enclosed.
Sincerely,
Dave.
Remember, nuclear power is clean and cheap. (If you forget about the bits that are dirty and expensive.)
Don't worry about it. Bring beer.
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Re: Advice column
Dear Deirdre,
I have run out of beer, please help,
Regards
Thirsty Witch
I have run out of beer, please help,
Regards
Thirsty Witch