what the use
Nov 11th 2007, 12:42 pm
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what the use
of having a remote controle...
you spend more time walking round the house looking foir the bleedin things..
im gonna invent a tele that comes to where your sitting and you can turn it over,and one that can serve you beer ,and massage ya feet..
bloody hell this is the 21st century..
you spend more time walking round the house looking foir the bleedin things..
im gonna invent a tele that comes to where your sitting and you can turn it over,and one that can serve you beer ,and massage ya feet..
bloody hell this is the 21st century..
Last edited by aston man; Nov 11th 2007 at 12:45 pm.
Nov 11th 2007, 12:44 pm
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Re: what the use
forgot the 's...
Nov 11th 2007, 12:46 pm
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Re: what the use
I don;t let the kids run off with ours Ast
so i can always find them
so i can always find them
Nov 11th 2007, 12:47 pm
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Nov 11th 2007, 12:51 pm
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Re: what the use
You lazy git!!!
Get up and get it!!!!!
Get up and get it!!!!!
Nov 11th 2007, 12:54 pm
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Nov 11th 2007, 1:31 pm
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Re: what the use
of having a remote controle...
you spend more time walking round the house looking foir the bleedin things..
im gonna invent a tele that comes to where your sitting and you can turn it over,and one that can serve you beer ,and massage ya feet..
bloody hell this is the 21st century..
you spend more time walking round the house looking foir the bleedin things..
im gonna invent a tele that comes to where your sitting and you can turn it over,and one that can serve you beer ,and massage ya feet..
bloody hell this is the 21st century..
I said loudly "I don't work by remote" to which his response was "oh its you I thought the TV was broken!" and he collapsed back into his coma!
Nov 11th 2007, 2:38 pm
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Re: what the use
Its awful but I can't resist telling this one. the Bloke has a remote control permanently in his hand, I think its grafted in there as a kind of sixth finger. The nice Campfireslaying couple came round yesterday to pick me up to go to the meet. Bloke had nodded off on the couch, clutching his remote, Pearl Harbour blaring on the TV, so I stood at the door saying "See you later then dear" loudly to the comatose body. He swivled round, pointed the remote at me, and frantically pressed the buttons muttering "Where did the film go"
I said loudly "I don't work by remote" to which his response was "oh its you I thought the TV was broken!" and he collapsed back into his coma!
I said loudly "I don't work by remote" to which his response was "oh its you I thought the TV was broken!" and he collapsed back into his coma!
I thought all men came with a remote control attached !!!!
Nov 11th 2007, 3:05 pm
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Re: what the use
Its awful but I can't resist telling this one. the Bloke has a remote control permanently in his hand, I think its grafted in there as a kind of sixth finger. The nice Campfireslaying couple came round yesterday to pick me up to go to the meet. Bloke had nodded off on the couch, clutching his remote, Pearl Harbour blaring on the TV, so I stood at the door saying "See you later then dear" loudly to the comatose body. He swivled round, pointed the remote at me, and frantically pressed the buttons muttering "Where did the film go"
I said loudly "I don't work by remote" to which his response was "oh its you I thought the TV was broken!" and he collapsed back into his coma!
I said loudly "I don't work by remote" to which his response was "oh its you I thought the TV was broken!" and he collapsed back into his coma!
