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Old Jun 1st 2011, 9:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
I'll have a coffee being that i will be working the door,'if yer names not on the list ya aint gettin in,now fk off,oh and no fat bstards with goatee's allowed'
OOooh we got ourselves a doorman, excellent!
If they're fat, just frow them in the river

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OOooh we got ourselves a doorman, excellent!
If they're fat, just frow them in the river

coffee coming up
Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty)but fat with a goatee,NO
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Old Jun 1st 2011, 10:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty)but fat with a goatee,NO
okey dokey, I'll leave it in your capable hands Make sure you get some celebrities to drop in, we need to raise the tone of the place a bit
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty)but fat with a goatee,NO
er, I'm fat with a goatee, but I'm already in...can I stay?
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Can we have a lock - in with Derek Double-Disk on the disco with the Greece medley. A sneeky spliff out of the bog window?
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
no fat bstards with goatee's allowed'
I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::
Oh Dreamy, you're not fat*, you're phat!

*unless it was the beard to which you were referring!!

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Originally Posted by Dreamy
I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::
don't go Dreamy!!

this place is deader than a corpse dropped in vat of freezing battery acid
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Oh Dreamy, you're not fat*, you're phat!

*unless it was the beard to which you were referring!!
Yes it was the beard.

It's trimmed really well too.
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I'm just passing but thought I'd mention someone has left a bag unattended in the ladies toilet.
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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum
don't go Dreamy!!

this place is deader than a corpse dropped in vat of freezing battery acid
Someone will have to deal with the garden gnome they've got on the door then.

Is the Corpse in Battery Acid some sort of trendy cocktail? It sounds rather invigorating.
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Someone will have to deal with the garden gnome they've got on the door then.

Is the Corpse in Battery Acid some sort of trendy cocktail? It sounds rather invigorating.
it does have a certain ring to it,

anyone want a Corpse Dropped in a Vat of Freezing Battery Acid?
I'll just think up the ingredients....OK:

freezing battery acid, vermouth, ice, dead body and a splash of Cointreau

$67
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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum
it does have a certain ring to it,

anyone want a Corpse Dropped in a Vat of Freezing Battery Acid?
I'll just think up the ingredients....OK:

freezing battery acid, vermouth, ice, dead body and a splash of Cointreau

$67
Sounds like an evening out with Amy Winehouse. Count me in.
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Sounds like an evening out with Amy Winehouse.
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