Someone is Stealing my Water
Jan 4th 2013, 12:36 am
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Someone is Stealing my Water
So I got up at stoopid o clock... To make HIM a cuppa... Got out mugs, spooned coffee, sugar into em... Added milk ...Switched kettle on, toddled through to the bathroom ..... Came out of bathroom (eventually) and I found an empty kettle (still very hot) and the makings of the coffee disappeared.
SOMEONE HAD STOLEN THE WATER
I refill kettle... Do the same with the makings again... go through to the laundry..sort laundry, stick a load of washing on, hang a load of washing out and go back.... To find
SOME ONE HAD STOLEN IT
Not to be deterred... I stick coffee and sugar into two MORE cups.... I reboil the kettle standing guard.... Pour water onto it then go to the fridge to find SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE LAST OF THE MILK....
Can't find the coffee mate (apparently it now lives in the RV)
So this morning HE gets coffee made with condensed milk.... And you know what? I find out after 25 years and four children... HE loves condensed milk in coffee....
So all is not lost.
SOMEONE HAD STOLEN THE WATER
I refill kettle... Do the same with the makings again... go through to the laundry..sort laundry, stick a load of washing on, hang a load of washing out and go back.... To find
SOME ONE HAD STOLEN IT
Not to be deterred... I stick coffee and sugar into two MORE cups.... I reboil the kettle standing guard.... Pour water onto it then go to the fridge to find SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE LAST OF THE MILK....
Can't find the coffee mate (apparently it now lives in the RV)
So this morning HE gets coffee made with condensed milk.... And you know what? I find out after 25 years and four children... HE loves condensed milk in coffee....
So all is not lost.
