Soapy...
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Re: Soapy...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE SOAPSTER.WHIT AGE UR YE PROFESSING TAE BE NOO. YOU LOOK ABOOT 50 WI YER CHROME DOME AWRABEST MATE fae fra n angie
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Master of verbal pish©
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 22,198
Re: Soapy...
thanks trig and everyone else
i had a geat birthday guys. it started on the friday night. we had settled down for an easy night on the friday after work because i was having a little shindig on the saturday. after a few beers my youngest daughter came in and asked me to get her a drink (the beer fridge is outside) me being as lazy as i am wouldnt budge, so she started nagging me. i still wouldnt move so she told me my pressie was outside. i decided i would go out and see, but i was sure it was a ploy for me to get her a drink. i got up, went outside and was just about to turn back without a drink for her, when i heard this little voice say "hello dad" i turned round and there was my oldest daughter standing there. she had jumped on a plane from sydney to surprise me! that meant i needed a few more beers. i woke up on saturday a bit hung-over, not a good idea. guess what i got for my birthday??????
a new set of golf clubs!
i grabbed the first club so i could have a quick shot, dropped the ball on the grass and had a little skelp at it. i miss hit it and it landed in next doors garden with a clatter! i quickly worked out that it wasnt my old clubs that were pish at golf, it was just me.
i had a pile of friends over for a BBQ and we all got a little pished. i got some fab pressies too.
to say i had a great birthday is an understatement
i had a geat birthday guys. it started on the friday night. we had settled down for an easy night on the friday after work because i was having a little shindig on the saturday. after a few beers my youngest daughter came in and asked me to get her a drink (the beer fridge is outside) me being as lazy as i am wouldnt budge, so she started nagging me. i still wouldnt move so she told me my pressie was outside. i decided i would go out and see, but i was sure it was a ploy for me to get her a drink. i got up, went outside and was just about to turn back without a drink for her, when i heard this little voice say "hello dad" i turned round and there was my oldest daughter standing there. she had jumped on a plane from sydney to surprise me! that meant i needed a few more beers. i woke up on saturday a bit hung-over, not a good idea. guess what i got for my birthday??????
a new set of golf clubs!
i grabbed the first club so i could have a quick shot, dropped the ball on the grass and had a little skelp at it. i miss hit it and it landed in next doors garden with a clatter! i quickly worked out that it wasnt my old clubs that were pish at golf, it was just me.
i had a pile of friends over for a BBQ and we all got a little pished. i got some fab pressies too.
to say i had a great birthday is an understatement