Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Mar 30th 2006, 11:09 pm
#1
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Posts: 1,073
Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Mar 30th 2006, 11:17 pm
#2
She's Diddy, He's Not
Joined: Apr 2004
Location: Gold Coast - just like Felixstowe
Posts: 2,454
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by >Trigger<
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Mar 30th 2006, 11:21 pm
#3
The Godfather
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: South East Suburbs of Melbourne
Posts: 7,336
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by diddy
Damn, I've shown my arse four times this week already.
They thought it was your face.
Mar 30th 2006, 11:23 pm
#4
She's Diddy, He's Not
Joined: Apr 2004
Location: Gold Coast - just like Felixstowe
Posts: 2,454
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by Bordy
Your ok though.
They thought it was your face.
They thought it was your face.
Yeah, I really have to start shaving.
Mar 30th 2006, 11:26 pm
#5
The Godfather
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: South East Suburbs of Melbourne
Posts: 7,336
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by diddy
Yeah, I really have to start shaving.
And take that cigar out your mouth.
Mar 30th 2006, 11:38 pm
#6
Australia's Doorman
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: The Shoalhaven, New South Wales, Australia
Posts: 11,056
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by Bordy
And take that cigar out your mouth.
Mar 31st 2006, 1:34 am
#7
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 795
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by >Trigger<
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.
This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap
Mar 31st 2006, 1:45 am
#8
Account Closed
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,235
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by BenandPam
I nominate this for post of the week/month, maybe even year. Made me laugh out loud.
Ditto!!
Had just read it when the phone here at work started ringing and I honestly couldnt pick it up cause I was laughing.
Mar 31st 2006, 1:50 am
#9
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Posts: 795
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
The latest scam from the Melbourne area which happened to me at
the Werribee Shopping Plaza.
Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach
while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other
comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts
almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a
ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit
in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday
the Werribee Shopping Plaza.
Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach
while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other
comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts
almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a
ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit
in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday
Mar 31st 2006, 1:51 am
#10
Account Closed
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,235
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by BenandPam
The latest scam from the Melbourne area which happened to me at
the Werribee Shopping Plaza.
Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach
while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other
comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts
almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a
ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit
in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday
the Werribee Shopping Plaza.
Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach
while you're still in the car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other
comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts
almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you offer $2 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a
ride to another Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit
in the back.
On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday
Ummmm Ahhhhhh....gonna tell Pam on you!!!
Oh, wait...she wouldnt care as long as you were leaving her alone!!
Mar 31st 2006, 2:17 am
#11
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by Hels
Ummmm Ahhhhhh....gonna tell Pam on you!!!
Oh, wait...she wouldnt care as long as you were leaving her alone!!
Oh, wait...she wouldnt care as long as you were leaving her alone!!
Mar 31st 2006, 2:34 am
#12
Account Closed
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,235
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by gedge
I thought it was Pam?
That was your first mistake.............you thought!!!
Mar 31st 2006, 5:45 am
#13
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Berkshire, UK
Posts: 4,260
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by diddy
Damn, I've shown my arse four times this week already.
May 22nd 2006, 5:12 pm
#14
Forum Regular
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: upper beaconsfield
Posts: 174
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
Originally Posted by DebraH
Blast I've been done I was only asked to wriggle mine - get him back here now
xxx
May 22nd 2006, 6:42 pm
#15
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Joined: Apr 2006
Location: seaford,adelaide
Posts: 1,515
Re: Serious Worldwide Scam!!
brilliant...made me laugh out loud
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