Beaverstate

which Alfresco views as his golden age

Alfresco

Beaverstate got hair dye vouchers for Christmas. He's not sure whether to use them or not, as it is a bit of a grey area.

Beaverstate

While beaverstate is balding and not in need of dye or the ego boost, his trans pacific nemesis Alfresco continues to deny increasing dome space

Pulaski

Although Beaverstate is not embarrassed by his bald patch, when dressing up for a night on the town he covers his baldness with a carefully groomed beaver pelt.

Beaverstate

Ahh Pulaski cannot help but go on and on about his new Kia and its ability to carry half a cord

Pulaski

Beaverstate has a '76 Caddy which has no trunk lid, so he can use it to take his goats to market.

Beaverstate

Sir Pulaski has gone so southern that he numbers his cars after his favorite moonshiners

livinginnyc

Beaverstate considers himself quite the connoisseur of moonshine, he even runs a small blog online.

Unfortunately, most of the 'samples' he's taken wipes his memory so clear, he forgets to write a review... or that he's already tried it, so has another.
It's a vicious circle.

Pulaski

Livinginyc has eaten Christmas pudding with custard every day since Christmas.

manekeniko

Pulaski dropped a stale Christmas pudding from his 2nd floor window and it broke the sidewalk.

manekeniko

manekeniko's professional stage debut was playing the rear end of a horse.

Pulaski

Manekeniko has a split personality - she believes she is her own twin sister.

JC3

After being ditched by his afternoon-tea-in-bed-with-girlfriend, the lovely Brandie, and then dumped by Sherry, Brandie’s Mum, following their roll in the hay, Pulaski has now turned his attentions onto Margerita, Sherry’s sister.

Watch out Pulaski, after Margerita you’ll need a drink.

Pulaski

JC3 occupies himself during idle hours writing screen plays for low-budget pornography.

JC3

Pulaski reduced costs even further by playing both himself AND Margarita. Talented chap.