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Old Jun 8th 2016, 9:40 am
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Originally Posted by JC3
The fruit in IVV’s banana hammock turned from green to yellow, but is now black.
JC3's 4th extension surgery has been declared a public danger after his wife found a python under the bed.
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Old Jun 8th 2016, 11:12 am
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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas
JC3's 4th extension surgery has been declared a public danger after his wife found a python under the bed.
InVeritoVitus keeps reptiles. His 'one-eyed spitting trouser-snake' is the pride of his collection. Very rare...
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Old Jun 8th 2016, 1:32 pm
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InVeritoVitus keeps reptiles. His 'one-eyed spitting trouser-snake' is the pride of his collection. Very rare...
InVeritoVitus's one eyed spitting snake is sitting on SoCalDon's lost marbles
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Old Jun 8th 2016, 1:39 pm
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InVeritoVitus's one eyed spitting snake is sitting on SoCalDon's lost marbles
Paulry drives a Reliant Robin to church on Sundays.
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Old Jun 8th 2016, 1:54 pm
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
Paulry drives a Reliant Robin to church on Sundays.
Robin rides a reliant Pulaski
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Old Jun 10th 2016, 2:12 pm
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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas
Robin rides a reliant Pulaski
The Pulaski is a vintage model that IVV is restoring for a collectors' car show.
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Old Jun 10th 2016, 2:37 pm
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Originally Posted by manekeniko
The Pulaski is a vintage model that IVV is restoring for a collectors' car show.
Manekeniko collects vintage surgical tools.
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Old Jun 10th 2016, 9:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
Manekeniko collects vintage surgical tools.
It is not widely known, but Pulaski has actually been to the Moon. Oh, hang on, no. He has been been known to moon.
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Old Jun 10th 2016, 9:58 pm
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Originally Posted by SoCalDon
It is not widely known, but Pulaski has actually been to the Moon. Oh, hang on, no. He has been been known to moon.
SoCalDon built his own, custom, lunar observatory.
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Old Jun 11th 2016, 3:13 am
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
SoCalDon built his own, custom, lunar observatory.
...…and immediately sold it on Ebay to Pulaski, who then installed it in the Reliant Pulaskimobile.
Pulaski paid scant attention to the “No Mooning” hazard warning light, but fortunately emerged unscathed, as is his habit.
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by JC3
...…and immediately sold it on Ebay to Pulaski, who then installed it in the Reliant Pulaskimobile.
Pulaski paid scant attention to the “No Mooning” hazard warning light, but fortunately emerged unscathed, as is his habit.
JC3 writes poetry upside down.
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Old Jun 11th 2016, 1:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
JC3 writes poetry upside down.
Alfesco serves beer upside-down - I'll have two jugs please!
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Old Jun 12th 2016, 3:37 am
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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas
Alfesco serves beer upside-down - I'll have two jugs please!
Soaked in beer InVinoVeritas didn’t notice Alfresco had photoshopped his backside onto the Fräulein’s chest.
But ever the entrepreneur, and spotting a winner, he flogged the idea to Tesco.
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Old Jun 12th 2016, 3:41 am
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Soaked in beer InVinoVeritas didn’t notice Alfresco had photoshopped his backside onto the Fräulein’s chest.
JC3's commuter car is a JCB.
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Old Jun 12th 2016, 4:10 am
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
JC3's commuter car is a JCB.
And Pulaski is actually a Fire Truck with yellow paint and brown eyes.
The inscription E-64 on one side reminds him to keep taking his tablets.

Thinking about it this might actually be true.
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