Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jan 26th 2011, 10:32 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by armandra

Paulry already bought a watch from alfresco.

Which would be of no use to armandra as he can't tell the time.

Jan 26th 2011, 10:34 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Alaistair likes to whip his nuts.

Jan 26th 2011, 10:36 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alaistair likes to whip his nuts.

Bernie cycled home from The Commonwealth Park today and got so hot and dizzy on the final hilly stretch that he had to stop and push the bike for the remaining 30 metres or so.

Jan 26th 2011, 10:38 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie cycled home from The Commonwealth Park today and got so hot and dizzy on the final hilly stretch that he had to stop and push the bike for the remaining 30 metres or so.

Alistair want's to borrow my unicycle to take his lovely missus on a date

Jan 26th 2011, 2:12 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alistair want's to borrow my unicycle to take his lovely missus on a date

Bernie will need the unicycle back in order to get to Melbourne in a few weeks. He's bored with the luxury of airline travel and has decided to cycle across Asia on his way south.

Jan 26th 2011, 2:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie will need the unicycle back in order to get to Melbourne in a few weeks. He's bored with the luxury of airline travel and has decided to cycle across Asia on his way south.

Polly will have to run me a bubble bath of TED's so soothe my aching bones after my trip

Jan 26th 2011, 4:14 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly will have to run me a bubble bath of TED's so soothe my aching bones after my trip

Bernie's backbones do ache a lot.

armandra!

Jan 26th 2011, 4:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie's backbones do ache a lot.

armandra!

Armandra can eat a whole apple,whole

Jan 26th 2011, 4:50 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Armandra can eat a whole apple,whole

Bernie can eat a whole apple and then throw up the same later in the day.

Jan 26th 2011, 4:52 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie can eat a whole apple and then throw up the same later in the day.

Armandra is in fact a nomadic ice-cream seller in the sahara desert.

Jan 26th 2011, 4:57 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Armandra is in fact a nomadic ice-cream seller in the sahara desert.

Bernie's buying the ice cream at 10x the usual price since he lost his way out in the sahara as his GPS malfunctioned.

armandra!

Jan 26th 2011, 5:11 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie's buying the ice cream at 10x the usual price since he lost his way out in the sahara as his GPS malfunctioned.

armandra!

Armandra has been jailed for selling camel dung to american students as weed,hence the term 'smokin some shit'.

Jan 26th 2011, 8:47 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Armandra has been jailed for selling camel dung to american students as weed,hence the term 'smokin some shit'.

Bernie has never thrown a sickie

Jan 28th 2011, 2:33 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie has never thrown a sickie

paulry has just applied for the job of Canberra town crier

Jan 28th 2011, 2:43 pm

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paulry has just applied for the job of Canberra town crier

Tojo wears a wig made out of noodles.

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