Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
Jan 9th 2013, 11:42 am
#1
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Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
I hate this time of year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
Jan 9th 2013, 11:44 am
#2
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
I hate this time of year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
I am over the sun/heat big time myself this Summer, spend most of my time indoors.
I cant sleep without the fan and I am aware of the whirring of the fan through the night so hence, dont sleep properly.
Jan 9th 2013, 11:45 am
#3
Mostly Harmless
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
Posts: 15,109
Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
I hate this time of year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
Hate it.
Stinking hot weather. Aggressive hot and bothered people. Bushfires, cyclones, irukandji jellyfish, sharks, hot water out of the tap, dead garden, snakes, spiders, sweating stinking people, make up that runs down your face, mosquitoes, whirring fricking fans all night, blasting air conditioners that blow your newspaper across the room, soft chocolate, milk that's off before it's use by date, dustbowl lawns, burning hot steering wheels, going to bed hot and annoyed, waking up and it's still hot before you even get out of bed, people who say "ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful."
I hate it.
It's the same every year.
And on the downside so do the mingers.
Jan 9th 2013, 11:52 am
#4
221b Baker Street
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Posts: 14,125
Jan 9th 2013, 11:55 am
#5
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
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Jan 9th 2013, 12:00 pm
#6
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Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
When I wear it, I am a minger. In normal circumstances I'm not a minger, but that's another thing about this stupid time of year. I am a whinger and a minger.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:12 pm
#7
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
I tend to frump it out when I get home, the bra comes off and the twins set free, I wear a vest and a sarong and thats it. I would frighten people if they came round but luckily they dont.
It is cooler tonight in Perth though so that is all good.
It is cooler tonight in Perth though so that is all good.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:13 pm
#8
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Feb 2008
Location: Mandurah
Posts: 2,269
Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
Ooh, Australia's always sunny.....
Except Qld in summer
and the beaches are beautiful.
Except Brisbane
Im back next week and dreading it - looking forward to September!
Be patient - it soon passes as you well know!
Except Qld in summer
and the beaches are beautiful.
Except Brisbane
Im back next week and dreading it - looking forward to September!
Be patient - it soon passes as you well know!
Jan 9th 2013, 12:13 pm
#9
221b Baker Street
Joined: Jun 2010
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Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:16 pm
#11
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Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
Lipstick, bra... must be going out. Just a bra, must be expecting company.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:17 pm
#12
Mostly Harmless
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Location: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
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Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:21 pm
#14
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Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
I have a very special frock that I like to dwell in during Summer. (At least around the house). It came from a very cheap chain store and I customised it to cut off the belt. It is what one might call disgusting.
When I wear it, I am a minger. In normal circumstances I'm not a minger, but that's another thing about this stupid time of year. I am a whinger and a minger.
When I wear it, I am a minger. In normal circumstances I'm not a minger, but that's another thing about this stupid time of year. I am a whinger and a minger.
Jan 9th 2013, 12:22 pm
#15
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,039
Re: Ooh, Australia's always sunny and the beaches are beautiful.
"cyclones", "irukandji jellyfish", "dead garden", "dustbowl lawns" in summer every year in your city? 
Last edited by fish.01; Jan 9th 2013 at 12:26 pm.