One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
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One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Ok mates,time for some humour at the females expense...I'll start
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by >Trigger<
Ok mates,time for some humour at the females expense...I'll start
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Brill
.. have another pint !
.. have another pint !
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by Jimclevs
Brill
.. have another pint !
.. have another pint !
Are we trying to get him p*ssed.
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by The Bloke
Are we trying to get him p*ssed.
ahhh I thought this was gonna be about prostates, willy's and balls (looks like i was right with the latter )
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by glittababe
ahhh I thought this was gonna be about prostates, willy's and balls (looks like i was right with the latter )
One that does BJ after AS
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
yeah....then wants to kiss ya good night :scared:
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by The Bloke
Brilliant, have a pint.
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Posts: 4,337
Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Sleeping in the shed tonight, are you??!!
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by Perthforme
Hey sleeping in the shed is fun , its just like camping
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Posts: 4,337
Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by Deer Hunter
Do it a lot then, do we?
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
Originally Posted by >Trigger<
Ok mates,time for some humour at the females expense...I'll start
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
who owns a Bottle shop
and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
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Re: One for the Men only!!!(and VERY VERY brave ladies!)
For all the ladies who can never understand what language men really speak!
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay