Fly Away

PMSL. I'm a nose pincher, but will employ this technique next time.

asher

it works much better than nose pinching as after a good suffocation attempt they are too scared ton go back to sleep

Sally Simpson

And I thought you were a nice , kind person!!!!

asher

I am I just don't take kindly to 25 years of torture!!

gobbyjock

I could be completely wrong here and imagining this but I think I remember reading a few years ago about a woman who killed her husband by sticking tampons up his nose to stop him snoring.......well it worked I suppose but probably a bit too final for you.

asher

but as a last resort kind of thing when you have finally had enough!

a good idea

so if there is a sudden rash of deaths from tampons up the ose we know who to blame don't we

gobbyjock

I take no responsibility for anybody dying through tampax axphixiation (dunno if thats the correct spelling!!) after all if I said to shove em off a cliff would they do it too??? Actually that would probably sort the snoring too - see Im just full of good ideas!!!

Fly Away

I might just let him read this thread as a warning!

I bet you would get a suspended sentence due to extenuating circumstances!