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Old Jun 9th 2004, 2:08 pm
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Originally posted by mickj
Nowadays, guys ( the sophisticated ones ) have more shoes than women. At my last count, i had about 30 odd,
You've got 30 odd shoes? What use is that?!!! Is it an art installation or something? Are they all inside a tent? "All the left shoes I have ever worn".
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Old Jun 9th 2004, 2:11 pm
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Women will always win!! WE just occasionally let you men think you've won other wise what fun would it be?????

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Old Jun 9th 2004, 2:13 pm
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Yeah they've just me here looking like a right lemon, propping up the bar and whistling nonchalantly... come back guys!

And who's scared now, eh? Left dangling by your so-called mates, eh? We'll pick off the loners, one by one
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Old Jun 9th 2004, 2:15 pm
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You've got 30 odd shoes? What use is that?!!! Is it an art installation or something? Are they all inside a tent? "All the left shoes I have ever worn".

Always used to amuse me on lost property days at school. There would always be a selection of shoes. How does this happen???! I mean, you go to school wearing shoes and then *forget* to walk back out in them?
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Always used to amuse me on lost property days at school. There would always be a selection of shoes. How does this happen???! I mean, you go to school wearing shoes and then *forget* to walk back out in them?
Similarly gloves. How many times have you walked past a single forlorn lost glove? Never in pairs.
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Have no fear MMW, the boys are back in town.

The girls can never pagger us, the poor little ducks dont even know what it means. (you're thinking of dogging anya - not that I know much about these things - ahem)

Reet bundy and your fellow lightweights, you hopped to another thread in fear, but if its a battle of the sexes you want, then thats what you'll get. (as long as you remember i think you're all lovely really).

I'll start things off........are you gonna spray your red back boots white, so that when you wear them you match the other kitchen appliances?



(boys - dont wimp out on me here)
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Old Jun 9th 2004, 2:21 pm
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Believe me son, they are all of significant use. Work shoes, outing shoes, recreational shoes, summer sandals ( no buckles, or jesus sandals ). Oh...they are all on a rack in the walk-in closet. You obviously wear the same one all the time


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You've got 30 odd shoes? What use is that?!!! Is it an art installation or something? Are they all inside a tent? "All the left shoes I have ever worn".
 
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Originally posted by bundy
And who's scared now, eh? Left dangling by your so-called mates, eh? We'll pick off the loners, one by one
Dangling, moi? (Oh dear, time to buy new underwear. On at least two counts!)
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Originally posted by loose
you're thinking of dogging anya
I'm thinking of dogging anya? You mindreader you!
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Believe me son, they are all of significant use. Work shoes, outing shoes, recreational shoes, summer sandals ( no buckles, or jesus sandals ). Oh...they are all on a rack in the walk-in closet. You obviously wear the same one all the time
Oh I see, got you, you've only got one leg! That avatar is deceptively unrepresentative then (in so many ways...)
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Originally posted by loose
Have no fear MMW, the boys are back in town.

The girls can never pagger us, the poor little ducks dont even know what it means. (you're thinking of dogging anya - not that I know much about these things - ahem)

Reet bundy and your fellow lightweights, you hopped to another thread in fear, but if its a battle of the sexes you want, then thats what you'll get. (as long as you remember i think you're all lovely really).

I'll start things off........are you gonna spray your red back boots white, so that when you wear them you match the other kitchen appliances?



(boys - dont wimp out on me here)
Ha! Cornered you again.

Erm, I'm not exactly light, you know, and we know I'm no lightweight on the drinking front either, so we'll put that comment to one side.

In fact, my Red Backs, being black, nicely co-ordinated with the massive, 30 kilo camp ovens I was heaving about. So there. I have superwoman strength, you know, and a mean right hook, lightning reflexes, ability to kick box. Wearing Red Backs. Steel-capped Red Backs.

Are you boys going to put war paint on your beer bellies?
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Originally posted by loose

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(you're thinking of dogging anya - not that I know much about these things - ahem)
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Am not thinking of dogging right now, alas, got work to do....

Reet bundy and your fellow lightweights, you hopped to another thread in fear, but if its a battle of the sexes you want, then thats what you'll get. (as long as you remember i think you're all lovely really).
Ooh blimey, had better go join the gals - no way anyone could call *me* a lightweight (just a little warning to anyone taking Cinnarizine pills to control their hayfever: the packet says 'may cause weight gain'. I had no idea that meant 4kg in 2 weeks... )

So c'mon guys, who'll take me on, I can *really* pack some punch now!

Anya.

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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
I'm thinking of dogging anya? You mindreader you!

LOL!!!!

Keep that behind closed doors, you two.
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Originally posted by mickj
Believe me son, they are all of significant use. Work shoes, outing shoes, recreational shoes, summer sandals ( no buckles, or jesus sandals ). Oh...they are all on a rack in the walk-in closet. You obviously wear the same one all the time
I bet you love "Sex & the City" dont you!

30 pairs of shoes!!!!! Imelda Marcos or what!!!
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Ooh blimey, had better go join the gals - no way anyone could call *me* a lightweight (just a little warning to anyone taking Cinnarizine pills to control their hayfever: the packet says 'may cause weight gain'. I had no idea that meant 4kg in 2 weeks... )

So c'mon guys, who'll take me on, I can *really* pack some punch now!

Anya.
What's in Cinnarizine, Anya? Or is that the generic name?
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