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Old Jan 11th 2013, 2:11 pm
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Woodlice can drink through their anus.
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Woodlice can drink through their anus.
I can do better than that. I can talk out of mine!!
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Originally Posted by brissybee
Woodlice can drink through their anus.
If 2 woodlice were drinking from a fallen raindrop I wonder if it would taste of woodlice arse?
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If 2 woodlice were drinking from a fallen raindrop I wonder if it would taste of woodlice arse?
To us, probably yes, but unless a woodlouse has taste buds in its bottom, the answer is probably no. Remind me never to drink fallen raindrops... just in case a thirsty pair of woodlice have passed before me.
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DON'T PULL IT!!!


Your sleeve will fall off!!
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Originally Posted by brissybee
Woodlice can drink through their anus.
Turtles can breathe through their's - eeww
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Maribu storks and vultures tend to eat carrion by starting to munch thru their prey's anus, it's the easiest way to get access (no comment on that one)....

All cordless power tools own their existence to NASA as there are no plug points in space!

the egg of the Kiwi bird is a third of it's own bodysize

When they brought Dr Livingstone's body back from Africa to UK they only knew the remains were his (as his body was so disintegrated) due to the fact his arm had been broken by a lion and reset* (*not by a lion).....

The Romans didn't use toilet paper but sponges on a stick dipped in water from which we 'allegedly' get the phrase 'to get hold of the wrong end of the stick'

just a few quips from museum working husband looking over shoulder... geez get your own account buddy and the penultimate one doesn't make much sense....

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Monkeys are the masters of peeling bananas. I've always opened them from the stem. But, the best most efficient way to open a banana is to pinch the other end. It will widen and then you can peel.
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Monkeys are the masters of peeling bananas. I've always opened them from the stem. But, the best most efficient way to open a banana is to pinch the other end. It will widen and then you can peel.
Yup splitting them down the back.... HE taught me how to do that last week... Just goes to show you CAN teach an old dog new tricks....


Really Weird?


Purple Carrots.... Same shape... Same taste...eventually... If you close your eyes real tight ..... Just deep purple....

They're not right....
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Originally Posted by eddie007
Yup splitting them down the back.... HE taught me how to do that last week... Just goes to show you CAN teach an old dog new tricks....


Really Weird?


Purple Carrots.... Same shape... Same taste...eventually... If you close your eyes real tight ..... Just deep purple....

They're not right....
Potatoes were originally purple, and you can get ones with blue, red and purple flesh
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Originally Posted by mikelincs
Potatoes were originally purple, and you can get ones with blue, red and purple flesh
Heritage Horticulture has a lot to answer for....
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Potatoes were originally purple, and you can get ones with blue, red and purple flesh
What did the Irish eat before new world potatoes
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Originally Posted by Beaverstate
What did the Irish eat before new world potatoes
Each other

Or turnips?
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What did the Irish eat before new world potatoes
No idea, but potatoes originated in Peru, I think the Irish/potato thing came about because the Irish climate was very conducive to potato growing, and it then became a staple crop but aalso a major export crop, it was the potato blight problem that caused the Irish potato famine.
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Originally Posted by eddie007
Each other

Or turnips?
I would guess turnips... the other option would leave a shortage of Irish, which has never been a problem
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